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KRSkull

Well-known Member
Someone just told me I can't be a tank if I dislike blocking. I'm fairly certain that, if I'm keeping the enemy's attention on me and dealing out lots of damage while taking all the damage the team should be getting, I'm a tank. A shield's got nothing to do with it as long as my armor's good and my health is high and no one rushes out in front of me like an idiot. :/

You don't need a shield because you are a shield.
 

KRSkull

Well-known Member
Exactly. I need a shirt of that....

Thinking:
Maybe I'll get some coffee.

+ Y'know, Walking Dead would be a lot less interesting if it was about walkers, right? :woot: -waits for someone to get the joke- ...I'll let myself out. :unsure:

Oh i would like to buy one.

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Lol that is a good joke. and thank you for reminding me about the walking dead.
 

Foxtrot94

Elite Hunter
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Thinking about it, zombies are a joke. First of all, they're rotten corpses, so how do they find the physical strength to stand up in the first place? The strength to hold their victims while they bite them? Heck, even the strength to bite them. Those teeth must not be that well preserved to rip fresh meat off the bones. Not to mention those who can even friggin run.

Their survival instinct is also all over the place. If your only goal is eating, why the hell do you abandon that corpse you're feeding on to chase a guy who just crossed your path. Just keep eating, man.
 

Chancey289

Fake Geek Girl.
Thinking about it, zombies are a joke. First of all, they're rotten corpses, so how do they find the physical strength to stand up in the first place? The strength to hold their victims while they bite them? Heck, even the strength to bite them. Those teeth must not be that well preserved to rip fresh meat off the bones. Not to mention those who can even friggin run.

Their survival instinct is also all over the place. If your only goal is eating, why the hell do you abandon that corpse you're feeding on to chase a guy who just crossed your path. Just keep eating, man.
It's called fiction for a reason. A zombie could never happen in real life.

As soon as the body becomes a corpse, there's no more oxygenated blood flowing thus causing rigor mortis. A zombie couldn't even move, let alone stand up.
 

KRSkull

Well-known Member
Thinking about it, zombies are a joke. First of all, they're rotten corpses, so how do they find the physical strength to stand up in the first place? The strength to hold their victims while they bite them? Heck, even the strength to bite them. Those teeth must not be that well preserved to rip fresh meat off the bones. Not to mention those who can even friggin run.

Their survival instinct is also all over the place. If your only goal is eating, why the hell do you abandon that corpse you're feeding on to chase a guy who just crossed your path. Just keep eating, man.

When the human host be dead at the time of infection, only enough energy is produced to power the lower brain functions. These functions are responsible for the most primal instincts, such as walking and eating. they need immediate proteins to keep their body from rotting away any further. And the best place to get proteins from is live flesh.

It's called fiction for a reason. A zombie could never happen in real life.

As soon as the body becomes a corpse, there's no more oxygenated blood flowing thus causing rigor mortis. A zombie couldn't even move, let alone stand up.

Actually it can because its like many viruses, it makes contact with a cell's membrane, it inserts its genetic coding into the cell. The cell absorbs the viral genome into its own genetic make-up, which takes over the cell's functions. The cell begins to produce offspring of the original virus. The new viruses are then released from the host cell and infect the neighbouring cells, which starts the process all over again.

The virus kills and replaces mitochondrial organelles with a replica of itself. The virus then combines with other cells to produce energy. The energy produced is just enough to power the motor neurons and the basic lower brain functions.
 

Foxtrot94

Elite Hunter
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It's called fiction for a reason. A zombie could never happen in real life.

That's not an excuse. There's the fiction that it's somehow plausible, and the one that is not.

It makes more sense in the concept of alive people being infected by a virus that makes them rabid. But in the case of actual walking dead people, it barely does and it always makes me laugh when people managed to even get caught and overwhelmed by one of those. I can understand a pack, by people literally getting knocked down by one? Wut? How heavy and strong can a zombie even be compared to an alive person. If you manage to get grounded by one of them, you deserve to die. LOL
 

KRSkull

Well-known Member
It makes more sense in the concept of alive people being infected by a virus that makes them rabid. But in the case of actual walking dead people, it barely does and it always makes me laugh when people managed to even get caught and overwhelmed by one of those. I can understand a pack, by people literally getting knocked down by one? Wut? How heavy and strong can a zombie even be compared to an alive person. If you manage to get grounded by one of them, you deserve to die. LOL

Well the smell and sight and the fact that they don't feel pain might have a roll in that. and the fact that most people in movies don't know what a zombie is also plays a role.
 

KRSkull

Well-known Member
Should just randomly add in here that "zombies" as we know them in pop culture come from Voodoun culture in reference to corpses reanimated by magic. Just throwing that out there.....

Magic explains everything, guys. =D

Oh speaking of zombie and magic i should probably go and watch that White Zombie.
 

Rebel Dynasty

Creator of Microcosms
Premium
eggs and waffles...covered in honey. nice alternative to syrup. i actually like it better if i'm being totally honest here

Heh, my daughter likes them better with honey, too. ^^

CT: This probably sounds crazy, but I'm glad the long weekend is over. Somehow I wound up more tired than I do during the week. :dead:

+I really need to finish those outlines. I will not permit myself to start on Chapter Four until they're done.
 

Dark Drakan

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Admin
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Why didnt I try out StarCraft II sooner? I have really enjoyed the handful of missions I have played so far on the starter edition. Think I may purchase all 3 of them in the end...
 
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