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i know i'm going on an on about this new porn flick that's being shot in space, but MY GOD. this is a HUGE stepping stone in our history as human beings. and the name they cum up with is "sexploration". how unoriginal is that? dude, i can shoot some better ones right here.

*sexploration of the black hole
*balls deep in uranus
*asstrokenot
*space balls (i know it's taken, but take it back mofo)

holy dike on a spike. this "sexploration" title better be a working one until they convince a better idea
 
Oh right, so I have to do 4 hours work instead of my normal 3, but the guy that just had three weeks off just because he was a bit drunk at his barbeque and burnt his hand only has to do 2 hours. Seriously? We all work 3 hours in the morning, what makes him the exception? Oh right, maybe the fact that him and my manager have a 'special relationship'. **** it.

I need a ****ing break. I'm never allowed any time off, because I'm always covering for everybody else when they are sick, on holiday or just can't come in for whatever reason. Okay, I understand that a lot of people work ridiculously long hours etc So I'm not saying that I can't handle it. But one week off would be ****ing nice, considering that I have a life and other commitments!

****...
 
FFS is it school time yet?
If any of them come up to me one more time with 'so-and-so is mean to meeeee' I'm gonna.lose.my.****.
Every 5 bloody minutes.
THIS IS NOT OKAY!!
KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOUR OWN BODY!!
I SAID STOP THAT!
USE YOUR FRIGGIN WALKING FEET!!
STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!
YOU'RE TOO CLOSE!!!
BE CAREFUL!!!
WHY ARE YOU KIDS ALWAYS BLOODY MOANING?!!

I'm pretty sure the whole neighbourhood hears me except this lot.
I'd be better off going

Oh, hey there, wall, what's up?​

Even though it's like I'm talking to the walls anyway because these kids don't listen.
In which case, if my walls could walk, they'd be running away.
 
Since I started to get into Bleach... I like being late to the party, very fashionable... I skimmed over the wiki just to see if those million chapters are worth the effort. And dammit, people, 133cm and 28kg is not a shorty, that's a malnourished midget! O_o
 
Another 2 weeks before I'm taken off the acute list and put on the chronic.

So...not getting better then?

Could just say that instead of wasting my time travelling too and from the doctors all the time.
 
Shadow said:
If Donald Trump becomes president, I'm finding a new country...preferably one that alternates between comfortably warm and cold, that I can grow lots of pretty flowers in. Because I have no desire to live in a country with Donald Trump in charge of it. When the hell will people learn that rich doesn't equal a good leader?
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I want to see Heather Dunbar as president. She's awesome.

*hopes you get the reference* ^^'
 
Lemme get this straight. 60 FPS on PC are the norm. There is absolutely no reason for developers to lock a game at 30. If people have very powerful hardware capable to reach more fluidity, they should be able to get that fluidity.

No matter what any moron on the internet will say, no game does not gain benefit from 60 FPS. 60 > 30 ALWAYS.

And, if you agree with that 30 FPS is more cinematic bullshit, fine. Include an option in the menu to be able to have unlocked frame rate, locked at 60, or at 30.

This is 2015 goddammit.
 
god i wish i could tell customers to just shut the **** up
but no i have to keep a fake smile on my face and i can't let anyone know how much i want to kill them when they laugh at stupid **** that's not funny

wow you sure sold a lot today HAHAHAHAHA
that's the price HAHAHAHAHA
can i get an ice cream HAHAHAHAHA
oh that looks good HAHAHAHAHAHA
let me see if i have enough change HAHAHAHA

then i just stand there every time a customer leaves like
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EDIT: some stupid SOB ordered food with a text message to the land line making the order come out in a robot voice that's impossible to understand :banghead:
 
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Destiny, another game which had promise totally ruined by corporate greed and suits looking for a money making scheme. Havent played in it ages as I was waiting on some patches and some new updates to bring some features that should have been there from launch and now forget it im selling it. Trying to sell so many DLC's and bonuses and also more expansions that arent included in season pass is just out of order. Spending around $200 for all of the content plus some extras on exclusive region specific sponsored content is just shameful. Activision are ruining Bungies reputation and they signed over their souls with this deal with them and the game isnt getting any more of my time or money.
 
@Dark Drakan: Yeah, I was pretty disappointed with Destiny as I've heard a fair amount of people say also. I haven't touched my copy for about a year or so now. Thank goodness it was a gift, huh...just don't tell my Fianceé that I hardly play it!
 
LordOfDarkness said:
@Dark Drakan: Yeah, I was pretty disappointed with Destiny as I've heard a fair amount of people say also. I haven't touched my copy for about a year or so now. Thank goodness it was a gift, huh...just don't tell my Fianceé that I hardly play it!
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My wife purchased it for me so got to convince her ive 'finished' it so I can sell it. :laugh:

Im not comfortable giving them anymore cash for the type of business practice its promoting so not going to bother with it again. Was going to give it another chance recently too but after all these reports of DLC and extras being sold separately, forget it.
 
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