Modern dating is weird and hard. In my experience I have learned that rule #1 Never, ever, ever acknowledge the relationship. Basically go with the flow because if you acknowledge it the relationship ends. Rule #2 Never show feelings (if you are the male) because saying things "Man I like having you in life, you make me feel good" will doom the relationship.
Rule #3 Don't rush kissing, don't rush sex, don't rush period. (Yes this is general rule of thumb mind you) Rule #4 If she leaves you for any any reason deal with it and move on. Again don't show emotion. Rule #5 "Treating someone like crap" works. Yes it is a cliche, but I have actual experience to back this bizarre behaivor up. It's disheartening. The problem is if you're like me, a sensitive guy then all these behaviors go against your very core. But despite these "rules" you're never sure where you stand thus taking away any semblance of control, self worth, and common sense!
Now folks may comment "you're dating the 'wrong type of girl's and 'not everyone is the same.'" Fair enough I say, but I am speaking from personal experience that is my credentials; what is yours?
You're not "dating the wrong type of girls." Women
are like that. In my opinion women think they have control over the relationship, which is why you'd think "never acknowledge the relationship." Like, she's trying to keep it secret until something just clicks in her mind. *slaps face and rubs it slowly* Ugh. Okay. I can go with the flow, but are we dating? Are we flirting, or "just flirting and having fun?" I can't tell you how many times women sat on my lap only to hurt me in the end anyway. Some women sit on my lap and flirt for months, and at one point, for years before I figured out on my own that the woman has a boyfriend on the side. *closes eyes like Futurama's Fry* My heart was racing when I found out on my own, but I said to myself "Okay, that's fine with me. I can get better, bitch." I sucked it up, swallowed that pain, and kept trucking on.
And it
would surprise you how far you can take that "Treating someone like crap" cliche. I did that to a bad girl, and was able to take the flirting all the way until she says "Go away." That's a good thing, and a bad thing. Thing is, women are confusing as hell. One day she might want to flirt with you, the next day she's in love with you because you said something that tugged her heart, or you have a great hair, the next she wants to be a bitch to you. That's why I don't have a girlfriend. I had all the chances over the last 10-20 years now.
Now, granted, not every woman (or girl) is like that, but the vast majority of them act like these rules "exist." Like that whole "if she leaves you for any reason, just move on," that one is true. But what you can do, is date anyone using confidence. Just learn confidence. If I learnt that before I was 21, I would be a much bigger rockstar than I was in High School.
That applies to everyone: Learn confidence. Master it.
Love being the fattest person in a gym class.
Like, you skinny people, can't you go be all skinny somewhere else? Do you need to even be here? Can't you just drink water and look fabulous near a gym studio somewhere far away from here?
And to everyone with fantastic coordination: I hate you all. How do you even keep up with the dance teacher? How do you seem to be in perfect sync with her brain and be able to anticipate all her super-complex moves? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GOSH DARNED MIRRORS EVERYWHERE?!?!?
Sigh...I'm so fat...
And
as for you... Maybe if you cut down on a few foods that make you fat, that water would do you a world of good. Walk, run, do weights, whatever makes you comfortable.
I'm fat, but not overly fat. Some women brought up that I am skinny, so I grew some meat and fat. You're supposed to. But don't go overboard by eating too much, and I do mean too much fat. Drinking too much, and I do mean too much Soda, and whatnot.
Let me put it in perspective for you:
- I ate a lot of bread, which actually makes you fat.
- I drank a lot of soda, which actually makes you fat.
- I drank a lot of "Tang," which literally is just "flavor."
I used to hate salads, but I learned to eat them, because supposedly, they're good for you - they help you slim down.