Devil May Cry: Stupid Files

[MetalCookie]

Virgil: What is 2+2?
Nero: 5!
Virgil: 2+2 isn't 5!, Its 6! 6!!!

 

[Trish67]

I was like OMG, 2+2 is 4!

Vergil: No Grr that's bad.
Arkham: Yea!!!!!

 

[MetalCookie]

Vergil: Well my evil mission was a success.
Arkhem: No it wasn't.
Vergil: Silence!

 

[Trish67]

Arkham: KINGDOM HEARTS!!!!

Wtf?

 

[MetalCookie]

Dante: Your going down tubby!
Beowulf: Tubby?, Aarrrrr nobody calls me tubby! *Smashes Dante*
Jester: OWNED!

 

[Trish67]

Butts, Butts, Butts, Butts, Butts, Butts, Butts, Butts!!!!

 

[MetalCookie]

Agnus: Ryan from Street Fighter, i didn't know you worked here.
Street fighter character: I don't, but you must die!
HADUKEN!
Agnus: OH MY GOD!
*Explodes*

 

[Cat]

BEOWULF: (to Dante) You go squish now!!!
*he punches Dante into the ground, lol*

 

[Trish67]

demons: Damn!!!!!!

 

[MetalCookie]

Nevan: Peter can you please pass the potatoes.
Beowulf: AAAHHHH DAMN IT MEG! *Punches Dante*

 

[Trish67]

Fear Dante

 

[MetalCookie]

Fear Mansex

 

[Trish67]

i do lol....

Nero: Yippy Ki-a Mother****er

 

[MetalCookie]

*Pushes red button* Oooo suck on my chocolate salty balls!
Dante: Someday i gotta get that fixed.

 

[Trish67]

Jester: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

 

[MetalCookie]

Vergil: I like you, you have balls, i like balls.
Dante: Get away from me you dirty fembot!

 

[Trish67]

Jester (sings)
Shake Your Ass!!!

 

[MetalCookie]

Sanctus: Hail Satan!
Credo: Hail Satan!
Agnus: Hail Satan!
Credo: Hail Satan!

 

[Trish67]

Nero: I saw this thing with lights attached to a lot of metal...
Vergil: That's a train, son...Don't stand in front of them..

 

[MetalCookie]

Nero: Do you suck d*cks?
Vergil: yes like 50 of em.