Devil May Cry: Stupid Files

[MetalCookie]

Dante: Teacups! Full of justice!
Kingdom Hearts character: Sweet!

 

[Trish67]

I thought I heard D-Cups....but maybe that was just me...lol

 

[MetalCookie]

Agnus: OBJECTION!

 

[Cat]

LADY: "You got a girlfriend?"
BEOWULF: "No..."
LADY: "How old are ya, now?"
BEOWULF: "Nine-thousand!!!!!!"

 

[MetalCookie]

Vergil: Politics makes me sooo horny,
check out my webcam pic at Presidentialslut.com.

 

[SpArAda1127]

Wow...stupid files 9 is hillarious...

Agnus:behold, I have created this thing...
*shows ps3*
now you die!!
Lol...

 

[SpArAda1127]

Wow...stupid files 9 is hillarious...

Agnus:behold, I have created this thing...
*shows ps3*
now you die!!
Lol...

 

[Trish67]

KO

Agnus: IT WORKS!!!!

 

[SpArAda1127]

^^:lol:

Dante:...and my spirit says....it wants to **** you!
Lol

 

[SpArAda1127]

^^:lol:

Dante:...and my spirit says....it wants to **** you!
Lol

 

[MetalCookie]

Arhkum:...You wanna make out or something?
Vergil: NO!
Arhkum: Ok.

 

[Trish67]

Arkham: *stares at Vergil* I like you...

 

[MetalCookie]

Dante: LAIR!

 

[Trish67]

Jester: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

What has the Jester been eating?

 

[MetalCookie]

Vergil The Virgin.

x3

 

[Trish67]

Bad Dante Bad Demon

 

[MetalCookie]

Credo: *Sings "I Believe I Can Fly"*
Agnus: Wait a minute..Penguins can't fly..Penguins can't fly!
Credo: ! *Starts falling* *Dies*

 

[Trish67]

Demons: DAMN!!!!

 

[MetalCookie]

Voice: A$$!

 

[Trish67]

Jester: Oh sh*t, I'm f*cked