Devil May Cry: Stupid Files

[MetalCookie]

Arhkum: I gotta pee.

 

[Trish67]

Vergil: That's very interesting.

 

[MetalCookie]

Agnus: Gentlemen! Behold!, i crafted a dear antler to my groin! *Shows antler*
Nero: Wow!
Agnus: You know so i'll fit in with the rest of the herd.
Nero: Yeah, yeah how do you go to the bathroom?
Agnus: *Pee's out of mouth*

 

[Trish67]

Random KH characters: EWWWWW!!!

 

[MetalCookie]

Dante: Do you know what this is?
Vergil: That's a Playstation...
Dante: Do you know what this is?!!! AAHHHH!!!
Agnus: His a super seen!

 

[Trish67]

Nero is EMO!!!!

 

[MetalCookie]

Nero: Cartman your such a fat a$$, that when you walk down the street people go god **** that's a big fat a$$!
Dante: No they don't!
Agnus: God **** that big fat a$$!
Dante: Hey!

 

[Trish67]

Lady: so what's going on? are you boys gonna f*ck me or what?

 

[MetalCookie]

Dante: Go **** yourself!
Lady: Well *** you mate!
Dante: You ****ing wh*re!

 

[Cat]

DMC1 DANTE: "Who are you guys?"
DMC4 DANTE: "We're you, dumbass! We just keep screwing up and getting blown back into the computer terminal. Then, we teleport here to try again."
DMC3 DANTE: "I know that, man! You told me last time."
DMC4 DANTE: "I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to 'new' you."
DMC3 DANTE: "Oh, right... Sorry about that. I'm still getting used to all this."
DMC2 DANTE: "Dumbass..."
DMC3 DANTE: "Hey! Shut up."
DMC1 DANTE: "How did all you guys screw up?"
DMC4 DANTE: "Well, when Tucker points the rocket-launcher at us, I try to explain the situation to everybody. By the time I finish answering questions, the bomb went off, and I got sent back in time."
DMC3 DANTE: "And, then I teleported back, and just decided to kill everybody that I could see..."
DMC1 DANTE: "Why did you do that?"
DMC3 DANTE: "I dunno... It seemed like fun. I think I went a little nuts there for a while."
DMC1 DANTE: "Well, what did you do?"
DANTE THE BLOODHEDGE: "Dude, don't ask... Trust me, it didn't work."
DANTE JACKSON: "Owwwaah!"

 

[MetalCookie]

Jester: When a Mana touches a Womena its called Molest,
But when a Mana touch a Mana its called Shockman.

 

[DreadnoughtDT]

DMC1 DANTE: "Who are you guys?"
DMC4 DANTE: "We're you, dumbass! We just keep screwing up and getting blown back into the computer terminal. Then, we teleport here to try again."
DMC3 DANTE: "I know that, man! You told me last time."
DMC4 DANTE: "I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to 'new' you."
DMC3 DANTE: "Oh, right... Sorry about that. I'm still getting used to all this."
DMC2 DANTE: "Dumbass..."
DMC3 DANTE: "Hey! Shut up."
DMC1 DANTE: "How did all you guys screw up?"
DMC4 DANTE: "Well, when Tucker points the rocket-launcher at us, I try to explain the situation to everybody. By the time I finish answering questions, the bomb went off, and I got sent back in time."
DMC3 DANTE: "And, then I teleported back, and just decided to kill everybody that I could see..."
DMC1 DANTE: "Why did you do that?"
DMC3 DANTE: "I dunno... It seemed like fun. I think I went a little nuts there for a while."
DMC1 DANTE: "Well, what did you do?"
DANTE THE BLOODHEDGE: "Dude, don't ask... Trust me, it didn't work."
DANTE JACKSON: "Owwwaah!"

OMG I LOVE this one! Anything that parodies Red Vs. Blue is awesomesauce in my book!

 

[MetalCookie]

Sanctus: May i help you?
Nero: We'll be asking the questions old man, who are you?!
Sanctus: You.
Nero: No not me you!
Sanctus: Yes i am you.
Nero: Just answer the damn question, who are you?
Sanctus: I told you.
Nero: Are you deaf?
Sanctus: No, you is blind.
Nero: I'm not blind, you blind.
Sanctus: That is what i just said.
Nero: You just said what!
Sanctus: I did not say what, i said you!
Nero: That's what i'm asking you!
Sanctus: And who is answering?
Nero: Shut up!, you?
Sanctus: Yes.
Nero: Not you him!, what's your name?
Credo: Me.
Nero: Yes you!
Credo: I am me.
Sanctus: He is me, an i'm you.
Nero: And i'm about to whip you all a$$ man cause i'm sick of playing games, you, me, everybody's a$$ around here, him!, imma kick his a$$, i'm kicking it!

 

[RedRose]

Sanctus: May i help you?
Nero: We'll be asking the questions old man, who are you?!
Sanctus: You.
Nero: No not me you!
Sanctus: Yes i am you.
Nero: Just answer the damn question, who are you?
Sanctus: I told you.
Nero: Are you deaf?
Sanctus: No, you is blind.
Nero: I'm not blind, you blind.
Sanctus: That is what i just said.
Nero: You just said what!
Sanctus: I did not say what, i said you!
Nero: That's what i'm asking you!
Sanctus: And who is answering?
Nero: Shut up!, you?
Sanctus: Yes.
Nero: Not you him!, what's your name?
Credo: Me.
Nero: Yes you!
Credo: I am me.
Sanctus: He is me, an i'm you.
Nero: And i'm about to whip you all a$$ man cause i'm sick of playing games, you, me, everybody's a$$ around here, him!, imma kick his a$$, i'm kicking it!

^ Omg this was so freaking funny, and also done so well.

 

[MetalCookie]

^ Why thank you. C:

Dante: You d*ck!
Vergil: I don't have a d*ck you pr*ck!
Lady: Yes its true, this man has no dick.

 

[Trish67]

Fear Mansex

 

[Cat]

Yes, Nero's problems with Sanctus and Credo were WAY too funny!! I love that one, too...

VERGIL: Explain this, Obi-Wan!
(drawing of Vergil with "Virgin Poo-Poo Head" caption flashes on screen)
DANTE: I did not draw that...
(drawing of Vergil, signed "Drown by Dant3" flashes on screen)
VERGIL: You're name's here in crayon!
DANTE: Well, you are quite the poo-poo head...
VERGIL: I'll show you a poo-poo... DIE!!!
(Vergil stabs him.)

 

[MetalCookie]

Vergil: Its official, You suck!
Arkham: Dutch hater!

 

[Trish67]

Arkham: So do you wanna make out or something?
Vergil: NO!!!!

 

[MetalCookie]

Nero: Suck my balls!
Kyrie: But i can't, my mouth's not big enough.