Devil May Cry: Stupid Files

[Trish67]

Santus: Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

 

[MetalCookie]

Lady: I won a man with a tattoo on his d*ck!

 

[Cat]

Lol, you guys are putting up the lines I was going to...

DANTE: "Devil May Cry 5 is coming suckahs!! Gimme your 60 bucks!!!"

 

[Trish67]

fear mansex

 

[MetalCookie]

Agnus: Gentlemen, i have created...this thing! *Shows PS3*
Nero: What is it?
Agnus: I don't know! You die!
*Throws PS3 at Nero* K.O
Agnus: It works!

 

[Trish67]

lol i loved that

Kyrie: (sings) I think I farted again...

 

[MetalCookie]

Nero: FALCON PUNCH! YES!

 

[Trish67]

Go Go Power Rangers

Dante- Red Ranger
Vergil- Blue Ranger
Nero- Black Ranger
Trish- Yellow Ranger
Lady- Pink Ranger

Devil Rangers!!!

 

[MetalCookie]

Sanctus: Credo
Credo: Yes your holiness.
Sanctus: Go count your d*ck!
Credo: As you wish your holiness.
Sanctus: **** you!

 

[Cat]

DANTE: "Excuse me! Are you gay?"
VERGIL: *super looooooong pause* "..........Yes."

 

[MetalCookie]

Mansex: OH YEAH!

 

[RedRose]

here's one of my favs:

announcer voice: "it even vibrates like real!"
gloria's boobs giggle "jiggaly..."

 

[MetalCookie]

Nero: Iv never trusted that jolly fat man.
*Imagines* Oh boy i asked Santa to give mt 12 cases of uranium 2 38's Yay!
*Opens box* Nooo! Santa has let me down! I will turn my back on him and prevent a potion of my life to destroying Santa! AHHHHHH!
*Then runs* AHHHHHH!

 

[Cat]

Just a real quick one...

JESTER: "Why so serious?"
VERGIL: "Because I had diarrhea!"

 

[MetalCookie]

Nero: Bugs-bunny made me cry!

 

[Trish67]

which one is that from?

 

[MetalCookie]

^ No. 8 (part 2)

 

[Trish67]

o i c

Jester: OWNED!!!

 

[Cat]

BERIAL: "Grimlock no like you!"

 

[Trish67]

Jester: You what you gotta do now laddy...Burn the house down!