Devil May Cry: Stupid Files

[aka958]

Nero: I'm happy

Arkham: No your not

Nero: Your right! *bursts of anger then at last he gets happy*

The beer song that Dante sang was great, they mixed two beer songs and it fit really great and it ended so perfect Dante everywhere in those stars XD .

 

[Trish67]

Jester: bajdfklajfklajzakdflaifjjjjkdksl;fi
Dante: ...
Jester: bakdlkao;diuuauraufifkfkkfsl;fsf;f;lsjfksufusl
Nero: ...
Jester: ajdkad;asdkalsdk poo poo dakjdkasldkasld;sa Pee Pee jsafkas;lfksl;fksd!!!!

Ya know, the Jester really distrubs me, even in the game....

 

[aka958]

He has never disturbed me, Arkham has disturbed me more, he is better when he is Jester

 

[MetalCookie]

Nero: There's nothing here for breakfast.
Vergil: Some cereal right here!
Nero: *looks at Total* Aw that's Total, i don't really like that.
Vergil: Don't talk sh!t about total!

Lol x3! i love that part in no.5.

 

[Cat]

Yeah, all those are so great, you guys! (Another awesome avatar, Dante_girl!)

Man, every time Vergil says something with Homer Simpson's voice, I just can't stop laughing! Or, when he screams like him at the beginning of episode 3, when he tumbling on the ground breaking up around him.

Here's a great Homer/Vergil Simpson scene from 3:

*Dante plays loudly on his electric guitar*
VERGIL: Will you knock it off! I can't hear myself think!
*Dante finally finishes his playing*
VERGIL'S THOUGHT BUBBLE: "I want some peanuts..."
VERGIL: That's better!!

 

[MetalCookie]

^ Lol x3

Or how about this from no.8 part 1~

Trish: Every's been real nice.
Dante: Well, that's because you have big jugs.
Trish: *Looks at Dante*
Dante: I mean your boobs are huge, i mean i wanna squeeze em.
Trish: *Stares angrily at Dante*
Dante: Mama!
Trish: GO TO HELL! *Throws motorbike at Dante* K.O

lolz! x3

 

[Cat]

^ Lol x3

Or how about this from no.8 part 1~

Trish: Every's been real nice.
Dante: Well, that's because you have big jugs.
Trish: *Looks at Dante*
Dante: I mean your boobs are huge, i mean i wanna squeeze em.
Trish: *Stares angrily at Dante*
Dante: Mama!
Trish: GO TO HELL! *Throws motorbike at Dante* K.O

lolz! x3

LOL! Yes, this one is SOOO awesome!! :lol: It fit, oddly enough, very perfectly with the video footage used. The guy who makes these is so good at doing that, it's scary...

 

[Trish67]

THE SAVIOR IS COMING!!!!
I know chesesy music isn't it...?
Dante: Whoa, That's a big B*tch (or something like that)

 

[aka958]

Didn't Dante say "I see a huge b*tch" ???

 

[Trish67]

something like that...

 

[MetalCookie]

Nah, he said "That's a huge b*tch!"

This was my favourite part in no.6~

Vergil: Bring me your huddled masses of bored housewives,
And i will shape them in my image.
*Shows picture of Desperate Housewives* *Then puts Vergil's face on them*
Desperate Fags.

xD

 

[Cat]

I guess it's technically not DMCSF, but did you guys see the Bayonetta spoof blackmamba just put up on his channel? LOL! I won't spoil it...

 

[MetalCookie]

^ You mean that "Bayonetta in 5 seconds"?

 

[Cat]

^ You mean that "Bayonetta in 5 seconds"?

Yup! That's it...

 

[MetalCookie]

Yup! That's it...

^ Lol, i love that!

"You want to touch me?"
"**** me!"
CENSORED
"Beautiful" x3

 

[Cat]

Lol... The end was my favorite part with the Dante-baby in the ultrasound going "I fail to see the logic here!" in a chipmunk Dante voice!

 

[Trish67]

which one was that?

 

[MetalCookie]

^ This one.

 

[Trish67]

lol...i get now...baby Dante in the ultra sound lol

 

[MetalCookie]

Lolz! x3

"And the baby's not yours"
"I fail to see the logic here"