I have a few fair queries for the staff, if I may.
1-How do you deal with elitist, hatist snobs who go out of their way to crucify someone who doesn't match their brain wavelengths?
2-What is your favorite football chant?
3-This is merely a hypothetical question, just a hypothetical, nothing more. So, say (hypothetically) that a recruitment officer from a pharmaceutical company approaches you, and asks you to test their newest Progressive Cellular Enhancement Nasal Spray in exchange for a complete 4-year fully paid-for college education, for either you or anyone you desire - would you accept the offer, or would you bargain for a better offer? Perhaps instead of the Cellular Enhancement Nasal Spray, you could try the Progressive Bodily Vitality Tonic?
4-Michael Turner? Yay or Nay?
5-Do you think hallucinogenic mushrooms should be legalized? If not, would you be interested in trying an alternative artificial sample if, say, hypothetically, a representative from a powerful and wonderful pharmaceutical company offers it to you?