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Keaton
Last Activity:
Mar 29, 2016
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Birthday:
Jul 21, 1988 (Age: 28)
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I'll ask you to turn it off and on again...

Keaton

Moderator, Male, 28, from UK

Staff Member Gold Supporter

Eight Years. Wow. Mar 1, 2016

Keaton was last seen:
Mar 29, 2016
    1. Keaton
      Keaton
      Eight Years. Wow.
      1. Foxtrot94
        Foxtrot94
        A bit more enthusiasm, mate!
        Mar 1, 2016
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      2. Keaton
        Keaton
        EIGHT YEARS!!?!?! WOOOW!!! ;)
        Mar 1, 2016
    2. Dark Drakan
      Dark Drakan
      Good to see you around here again, hope you are well.
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      3. Dark Drakan
        Dark Drakan
        Good thanks, can't complain really. I've been working a lot over last few weeks so forum time has been a little restricted but extra cash is nice. I believe everyone else has been OK from what I've heard.
        Jan 20, 2016
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      4. Keaton
        Keaton
        That's good, I'm pleased to hear it.
        I'm working the Early Shift at the moment so I'm afforded a couple of hours in the morning where my brain is little more than paste but the clients don't bother me -- so I get some time to lurk around here ^_^
        Jan 20, 2016
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      5. Dark Drakan
        Dark Drakan
        Well it's good to see you around & nice of you to make time for us.
        Jan 20, 2016
        LordOfDarkness and Keaton like this.
    3. lorddemolatron
      lorddemolatron
      Well welcome back to returning mod there ( even Im one of younger active members here :) )
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      3. Foxtrot94
        Foxtrot94
        Apparently lordy is the most efficient spam-bot hunter in the forum, so you can be sure she will, Keaton.
        Jan 19, 2016
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      4. lorddemolatron
        lorddemolatron
        Well i been once forum admin ( had some forum boards as admin in past ) and i know how to spot spambots as they also showed on some of mine ones.
        Jan 19, 2016
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      5. Keaton
        Keaton
        Never a problem always happy to have help, but don't forget - that's what I'm here for! ;)
        Don't miss out of participating in an epic thread because you're bot hunting -- I can tell you first hand that's a war that doesn't get won haha!
        Jan 20, 2016
    4. LordOfDarkness
      LordOfDarkness
      Whoa, just seen you swinging posts into a ton of recent threads. Hope you're going to clean all that webbing up before you log out, Mr.
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      3. LordOfDarkness
        LordOfDarkness
        Oh don't get me wrong, I have no quarrels with that. Merely using this as an excuse to say hello :)

        You're certainly right about that, it is chilly. Mind being a good sport and popping the kettle on?
        Jan 19, 2016
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      4. Keaton
        Keaton
        Ofcourse Sweetie.
        Jan 20, 2016
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      5. LordOfDarkness
        LordOfDarkness
        Why thankyou, darling!
        Jan 20, 2016
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    5. Shadow
      Shadow
      Yay, you're back on the forums! =D It's been ages! Welcome back. ^^
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      2. Keaton
        Keaton
        I'm doing my best, trying to fit this beloved place in between work, home, development, games, pets, family, friends and self-loathing :D

        How have you been? :)
        Jan 19, 2016
    6. Meg
      Meg
      Do my eyes deceive me, or this Mr. Keaton I see?
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      2. Keaton
        Keaton
        I'm doing what I can to increase my prescence - seems to be working!
        Long time no chat ^_^
        Jan 19, 2016
    7. Keaton
      Keaton
      When writing an arguement between two characters, it's a wonderful thing to realise that it's just you arguing with yourself.
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      2. LordOfDarkness
        LordOfDarkness
        I'm you and you're me? Freaky Friday.
        Jan 18, 2016
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      3. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        I-I don't believe it. I've heard legends about you, mr. Keaton
        Jan 19, 2016
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      4. Keaton
        Keaton
        Nearly all of them are true. Usually the unfavourable ones. Definitely all the ones about being a kick ass schtick for user guides and witty comebacks!
        Jan 19, 2016
    8. Keaton
      Keaton
      7 Years, holy macaroni!
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      3. Keaton
        Keaton
        I'm going for the Americanism ;)
        EDIT: Mainly b/c in my travels I've not heard one Italian person ever say 'Holy Macaroni' or it's equivalent haha
        Jan 15, 2016
      4. Foxtrot94
        Foxtrot94
        True, we don't say it.
        Jan 15, 2016
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      5. LordOfDarkness
        LordOfDarkness
        Congrats man! :)
        Jan 15, 2016
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    9. LordOfDarkness
      LordOfDarkness
      Happy birthday, Spider-man. I mean, K-Man! =)
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      3. Keaton
        Keaton
        It's NOT that I'm not around, it's just that I'm elsewhere. ;)
        Besides, this place is my first-love.
        Jan 15, 2016
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      4. LordOfDarkness
        LordOfDarkness
        Don't let Hailey hear you say that!
        Jan 18, 2016
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      5. Keaton
        Keaton
        Good call! ;)
        Jan 18, 2016
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    10. Keaton
      Keaton
      I've either saved the day or condemned us all...! Well, it's nice to have a surprise once in a while...
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    11. Keaton
      Keaton
      "WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!"
    12. Steve Powell
      Steve Powell
      OH SNAP
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      2. Keaton
        Keaton
        Hey Steve, long time no see ^_^
        Sep 5, 2014
    13. Keaton
      Keaton
      "Morbo is pleased, but sticky"
    14. Angel
      Angel
      OH MY GOSH YOU ARE BACK!!!!111111ONE

      please tell me you're back...
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      2. Keaton
        Keaton
        I'm atleast a little bit back.
        *pats himself down*
        Yep. Atleast a little bit. :)
        Sep 1, 2014
    15. ToriJ
      ToriJ
      Spider-Man is my favorite Marvel superhero <3

      Hi! I'm Tori. I just joined today. Nice to meet you, Keaton.
      1. LordOfDarkness and Keaton like this.
      2. Keaton
        Keaton
        Then, ToriJ, I have just two things to say to you.

        Firstly you have superb taste in your Superheroes - red, blue and webs - you can't beat em!

        Secondly, welcome to Devilmaycry.org :)
        Sep 1, 2014
    16. mrrandomlulz
      mrrandomlulz
      Keaton's online? One of the moderators of the before time?
      This could be a sign!
      Tony_Redgrave could be returning!
      *Remembers Keaton was the only moderator who never had to put up with me*
      Allow me to introduce myself, Mrrandomlulz, the forum's local caffeinated moron since 2011
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      2. Keaton
        Keaton
        Nice to meetcha!
        Love to see Tony back again - only time shall tell! Caffeinated moron huh? Well not to worry, we all need an energy boost from time to time! Give me a Red Bull > Green Orbs anyday!
        Aug 24, 2014
    17. LordOfDarkness
      LordOfDarkness
      Before in a time not long since forgotten, lived a cheese grater of superb splendidness. All marvelled at his legendary ways to break down cheese. Many questioned his return although now I tell them. He, the almighty of mightiness has returneth ~ The Bible according to LoD
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      3. LordOfDarkness
        LordOfDarkness
        Glad you thought so. Me, change? Nah, only my clothes. Yeah man, I have 3 jobs and I am a dad. Plus I am also engaged. I heard you've been through a lot too. Do share over a spot of virtual tea, won't you dear fellow? :)
        Aug 23, 2014
      4. Keaton
        Keaton
        Engaged and a dad! I'm happy fpr ou bud!
        Yeah, things have been all over the place but I'll admit it's nice to return here - didn't expect such a warm welcome tbh!
        Aug 24, 2014
      5. LordOfDarkness
        LordOfDarkness
        Thanks mate, that means a lot to me :)

        It's really nice to have you here again man. Though you never truly left. At least, not to me. And I'm sure you were bound to be greeted with a warm welcome. Dunno why you didn't expect to be :P
        Aug 24, 2014
    18. Keaton
      Keaton
      Returning to job where I can access a PC...
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      2. Chaos Raiden
        Chaos Raiden
        Welcome back.
        Aug 23, 2014
    19. ROCKMAN X
      ROCKMAN X
      "Keaton was last seen: Oct 20, 2011"

      that's bad.. :/
      1. Ryuuou
        Ryuuou
        Where did he go? Busy life I guess. Come back someday!
        Jan 8, 2013
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