I'm too poor for Hoar Cross (and far too common!) - I go to the Alton Towers one. £18 for three hours is a good deal as far as I'm concerned. Going twice this month and then trying to go monthly all through this year while the kids are at school.
It's girls that cost so much, seriously. Jessica has always cost me a small fortune but it is instead of presents. To be fair, paintballing for 9 is about £32 for the day (going to DeltaForce near Lichfield) and the limo is £250 for the journey there and £100 for the journey back. Dunno how a stretch Hummer is going to fit in our cul-de-sac but that's their problem, not mine.