What Are You Thinking?

[Absent Nova]

Lots of rain today, how I love Fall

 

[Sparda's rejected son]

I'm lost.

 

[Demi-fiend]

I am not getting in a glass lift again. That was horrible.

Wait, what?

BUT IT CAN GO IN EVERY DIRECTION

but I haven't tried "up"

... is that a reference to futurama? and if not... wait what?

I'm lost.

So am I... what?

 

[ItWasAnEggTimer]

Wait, what?


... is that a reference to futurama? and if not... wait what?


So am I... what?

It's a reference to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. (the original one)

 

[Dante's Stalker]

It wasn't me.

 

[Shadow]

I wonder how many things flew in that window, that he considered being, before a bat flew in.

Cuz you know Bruce was just sitting there as random stuff came in the window and he kept saying "I will be Twigman", "I will be Manleaf", "I will be Newspaper-coupons-dude". And Alfred was just like "No. Bruce, no. ಠ_ಠ Bruce, stahp." And then bats attacked.

+ I'm hyper. :woot: *bounces all over the forums*

 

[Exejpgwmv]

Wife: I want a piggyback ride.

Husband: Nu

Wife: Give me a piggyback ride.

Husband: Nuu

Wife: I command you to give me a piggyback and to stop making that stupid-f*cking sound!

Husband: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *flees*

Wife: Get back here you little manwhore!! *gives chase*

Me: "Interesting"; I say whilst scribbling in my notepad as a distant "Yeehaa!!!" echos in the background.

 

[DreadnoughtDT]

Suddenly modern Tokyo out of nowhere and I beat the final boss, and then I get shot by missiles and impaled on the Tokyo tower. And then they dissect my dragon.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS GAAAAAAAAAAME

 

[Viper]

Cut a butternut squash in half, place on baking paper, sprinkle with sugar. Turn the oven on (~230°C), throw in the tray with squash and bake until completely soft. My idea of a healthy desert. Screw pie crust, it's just extra calories. XD

 

[LordOfDarkness]

First day of working for Tesco. Teddy the new employee found himself being subjected to pain. He realised one thing. Bears should not wear name badges. Because bears don't wear clothes. Not unless they are animated. He quit the job as he was unable to tolerate animal cruelty.

Considering this isn't real. No animals were harmed during the making of this thought.

 

[Viper]

I am of female kind, but I fail at female logic.
I see women do all the beauty stuff, with make up and high heels and fake nails and everything, and then they complain how they have to do it for others, when they themselves would gladly ditch it all.
Then along comes a male and says "nuu, I don't like this fake beauty stuff, be natural" and the answer is "stfu, I do this for myself not you".
Female logic... I don't get it.

 

[Absent Nova]

I am of female kind, but I fail at female logic.
I see women do all the beauty stuff, with make up and high heels and fake nails and everything, and then they complain how they have to do it for others, when they themselves would gladly ditch it all.
Then along comes a male and says "nuu, I don't like this fake beauty stuff, be natural" and the answer is "stfu, I do this for myself not you".
Female logic... I don't get it.

As Vegeta once said, "The female species, such an enigma"

 

[Dante's Stalker]

I think I will sleep some more.
Maybe then these monsters will go away.

 

[ItWasAnEggTimer]

Why does my laptop charger only work if I turn it in certain directions?

 

[Innsmouth]

Definitely watching The Winter Soldier, tonight. Take that, all those near-spoilers I've been dealing with since the damn movie came out! I'll finally get all of those quasi references, now! :laugh:

go for it, it's really cool movie

 

[ItWasAnEggTimer]

Also the laptop charging meter looks way different than how much energy is actually left.

 

[Rebel Dynasty]

Well, I'm exhausted. Just spent the afternoon at the hubby's work. They were having an event for his section (combat engineer's anniversary, I think it was), where there was some family stuff going on. Riding in the LAV was fun--especially standing in the hatch. The boats were fun, too; rubber rafts with motors, don't know the specific name of them, but in any case, we had water balloons...and one of the other boats was a "pirate ship"....naturally, I suffered a couple of direct hits from their "return fire". :laugh:

And now my head is pounding...:dead:

 

[Demi-fiend]

Need. Food. Now.

 

[ItWasAnEggTimer]

Wonder how many song lyrics were added as filler just to make something rhyme, ratio'd to rhymes that aren't out of context.

 

[Fetch]

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