Things you shouldn't say to Dante....

[LordOfDarkness]

To dmc2 Dante: You don't speak much do you? It's like I'm talking to a brick wall sometimes.. Oh wait, I am talking to a brick wall...

@Lucia: Wow, so are you and that secretary that looks like you gonna hook up?

@Arius: For a guy that runs a company, I don't see you doing much human activity.

@Trish: You may look like Dante's mother, but I'm the one who has to dress him in the morning,

@Nero: I bet you think it is pretty cool to be the new guy... Guess again noob.

 

[Trish67]

To Nero: hey dude, stop being so emo.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

@Eva: So you had a demon bang you for the good of humanity? Well, I have some guys after me who will kill me if I don't get laid by the end of this week... So I was just wondering...

 

[Trish67]

Eva: I fell in love with a demon againest my greater judgement....

 

[LordOfDarkness]

@Nero: You know, there is a crazy chicken lady up in the village that fancies you...

@Mundus: I bet you don't go on many dates... Or you do, but you end up killing them...

 

[Trish67]

To Kryie: I can sing better than you any day!

 

[Esura]

@Eva: So you had a demon bang you for the good of humanity? Well, I have some guys after me who will kill me if I don't get laid by the end of this week... So I was just wondering...

Dude! Nice!
*rep 2 u


Gloria: I see you checking out my ass.
Nero: Um...I dont roll that way.

 

[Trish67]

Gloria: oh you're gay?

 

[Esura]

Gloria: oh you're gay?

Nero: I'm NOT gay. I'm just a little friendly with the same sex!

 

[Trish67]

Dante: *from a distance* YOU"RE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but this is getting off topic guys....

to gloria: your hair and your tan doesn't look right

 

[LordOfDarkness]

@Nero: If you aren't gay, then why were those two men in your bed with you? Rubbing your naked chest? Now to me, that seems gay.

Nero: They were eh... My servants, tending to my wounds.

Me: Right, right... Sure...

 

[Esura]

Dante: *from a distance* YOU"RE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but this is getting off topic guys....

to gloria: your hair and your tan doesn't look right

Damm, I cant make a comeback!
Out of ideas. BRB, lol.

 

[Trish67]

okay

To Nero: EMO GAY BOY!!!!

 

[NerosDevil]

The size of Rebellion is making up for your lack of length!

 

[King Avallach]

@Trish: They say you look like Dante's mum. I didn't know she was a 2 dollar hooker.

@Nero: So, when are you going to slit your wrists- I'll gladly help.

@Dante: You have a face that only a mother could love, which doesn't bode well as she kicked the bucket years back.

@Vergil: Is that frown stitched on or have you just been stung in the balls by a wasp.

@Lucia: If you were cast as Lady Godiva, the horse would steal the show.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

^ +rep to that

@Dante: Your shop always gets trashed, but I sure know that it ain't your lazy ass that repairs it.

 

[King Avallach]

Nice, more rep for you as well!

@Lady: You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

@Jester: Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

 

[Trish67]

the jester one was great. rep to you

 

[King Avallach]

Thanks. ^_^

How about these.

Dante, I heard you had an arsehole transplant, the arsehole rejected you.

Mundus: Now, I'm not saying you're ugly but it looks like your hobby is stepping on rakes.

Nero: Are you depriving a village somewhere of their idiot?

 

[Trish67]

oh my god i cannot to stop laughing...
but i think this could also be said to Nero.

Nero, Fortuna called. Their idoit is missing.

but awesome rep to you.