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Things you shouldn't say to Dante....

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^ Why thank you ;)

@Lucia: So you're suppose to be some dark Angel? What mystic powers can you do huh? Lay an egg of doom...
 
Dante, you are one of few men who could walk into a wall with an erection and end up hurting your nose.

I'm not rude, you're just insignificant.

I've only one nerve left- and you're getting on it.

Keep talking- I always yawn when I'm interested.

Please breathe the other way- you're bleaching my hair.

Someone said you're not fit to sleep with pigs. I defended the pigs.

The ultimate proof of the overpowering nature of the sex drive is that someone was willing to father you.

You have delusions of adequacy.

I'd like to do an impression of you but I don't think there's any way I'll be able to shove my head that far up my own arse.
 
yes...i love them they were awesome....i actually had one of my harry potter character's say something simliar to the last one to professor Snape.

To Arkham: So any particualar reason you named your daughter Mary? i was just wondering cause i think she hates it.
 
@Sparda: You may be a legend... But eh, not down there you aren't :P
 
Thanks.

Here are some more.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support.

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

What's on your mind, if you forgive the overstatement.

It's hard to believe that you beat about 1,000,000 other sperm.

You'll never be the man your mother was.

Your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

You are the answer to my prayers. I was praying to see if things could get any worse.
 
^ I love the last one, and the one about his mother :lol: + rep

Narrator: He was a legend... The legendary Dark Knight, Peter Pan.
 
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation can't cure.

Would you please cover your ears, you're causing a draught.

Your reaction time is longer than your attention span.

Stupidity does not count as a handicap now park your bloody car elsewhere!

Here's 20 cents, call all your friends and bring back the change.

You're very open minded, so much so your brains have fallen out.

By the way, I'm the peeping tom who was booing you last night.

I hear you want to marry a virgin to avoid criticism.
 
To Lucia: *Sings mozart's queen of the night aria like a chicken*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2ODfuMMyss
fast foward to to 41 seconds for the part that i am referring to and imagine it being sung like a chicken.

yes i am an opera geek. get over it.


Dante, I have PMS and a gun.

To Nero: We aren't the brightest crayon in th box now, are we?
 
Dante: If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Nero: If you think people are the same as you, you must have a very low opinion of them.

Lucia: I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread this morning. However, when I looked at it again, what it actually said was "Thick cut".
 
The Phantarch;119001 said:
Dante: If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Nero: If you think people are the same as you, you must have a very low opinion of them.

Lucia: I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread this morning. However, when I looked at it again, what it actually said was "Thick cut".
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I'm lost on the Lucia part.
 
Try adding an extra letter to "cut" (if I'm correct in assuming the connection. If not I should wash my mouth out with soap :lol:)
 
Angel;119029 said:
Try adding an extra letter to "cut" (if I'm correct in assuming the connection. If not I should wash my mouth out with soap :lol:)
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OH! I get it!
Thick cu "n" t!
 
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