Things you shouldn't say to Dante....
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@Lucia: So you're suppose to be some dark Angel? What mystic powers can you do huh? Lay an egg of doom...
@Lucia: So you're suppose to be some dark Angel? What mystic powers can you do huh? Lay an egg of doom...
King Avallach
Deity of the Old World
Dante, you are one of few men who could walk into a wall with an erection and end up hurting your nose.
I'm not rude, you're just insignificant.
I've only one nerve left- and you're getting on it.
Keep talking- I always yawn when I'm interested.
Please breathe the other way- you're bleaching my hair.
Someone said you're not fit to sleep with pigs. I defended the pigs.
The ultimate proof of the overpowering nature of the sex drive is that someone was willing to father you.
You have delusions of adequacy.
I'd like to do an impression of you but I don't think there's any way I'll be able to shove my head that far up my own arse.
I'm not rude, you're just insignificant.
I've only one nerve left- and you're getting on it.
Keep talking- I always yawn when I'm interested.
Please breathe the other way- you're bleaching my hair.
Someone said you're not fit to sleep with pigs. I defended the pigs.
The ultimate proof of the overpowering nature of the sex drive is that someone was willing to father you.
You have delusions of adequacy.
I'd like to do an impression of you but I don't think there's any way I'll be able to shove my head that far up my own arse.
yes...i love them they were awesome....i actually had one of my harry potter character's say something simliar to the last one to professor Snape.
To Arkham: So any particualar reason you named your daughter Mary? i was just wondering cause i think she hates it.
To Arkham: So any particualar reason you named your daughter Mary? i was just wondering cause i think she hates it.
King Avallach
Deity of the Old World
Thanks.
Here are some more.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
What's on your mind, if you forgive the overstatement.
It's hard to believe that you beat about 1,000,000 other sperm.
You'll never be the man your mother was.
Your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
You are the answer to my prayers. I was praying to see if things could get any worse.
Here are some more.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
What's on your mind, if you forgive the overstatement.
It's hard to believe that you beat about 1,000,000 other sperm.
You'll never be the man your mother was.
Your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
You are the answer to my prayers. I was praying to see if things could get any worse.
^ I love the last one, and the one about his mother :lol: + rep
Narrator: He was a legend... The legendary Dark Knight, Peter Pan.
Narrator: He was a legend... The legendary Dark Knight, Peter Pan.
King Avallach
Deity of the Old World
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation can't cure.
Would you please cover your ears, you're causing a draught.
Your reaction time is longer than your attention span.
Stupidity does not count as a handicap now park your bloody car elsewhere!
Here's 20 cents, call all your friends and bring back the change.
You're very open minded, so much so your brains have fallen out.
By the way, I'm the peeping tom who was booing you last night.
I hear you want to marry a virgin to avoid criticism.
Would you please cover your ears, you're causing a draught.
Your reaction time is longer than your attention span.
Stupidity does not count as a handicap now park your bloody car elsewhere!
Here's 20 cents, call all your friends and bring back the change.
You're very open minded, so much so your brains have fallen out.
By the way, I'm the peeping tom who was booing you last night.
I hear you want to marry a virgin to avoid criticism.
To Lucia: *Sings mozart's queen of the night aria like a chicken*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2ODfuMMyss
fast foward to to 41 seconds for the part that i am referring to and imagine it being sung like a chicken.
yes i am an opera geek. get over it.
Dante, I have PMS and a gun.
To Nero: We aren't the brightest crayon in th box now, are we?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2ODfuMMyss
fast foward to to 41 seconds for the part that i am referring to and imagine it being sung like a chicken.
yes i am an opera geek. get over it.
Dante, I have PMS and a gun.
To Nero: We aren't the brightest crayon in th box now, are we?
King Avallach
Deity of the Old World
Dante: If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Nero: If you think people are the same as you, you must have a very low opinion of them.
Lucia: I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread this morning. However, when I looked at it again, what it actually said was "Thick cut".
Nero: If you think people are the same as you, you must have a very low opinion of them.
Lucia: I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread this morning. However, when I looked at it again, what it actually said was "Thick cut".
Angel;119029 said:Try adding an extra letter to "cut" (if I'm correct in assuming the connection. If not I should wash my mouth out with soap :lol
OH! I get it!
Thick cu "n" t!
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