Things you shouldn't say to Dante....

[Evil Nero]

^ What u saying about me?

:lol:

Vergil, I asked for a hug, not a death squeeze.

I was reffering to your comment to Trish!

 

[LordOfDarkness]

I was reffering to your comment to Trish!

:lol: Right, ok... I wasn't serious, it was a joke *slaps you with spoon :lol:*

@Arkham: You have one hot daughter old man... And eh, you know that new car you just got? Yeah, we've done it on there... Twice!!

 

[Trish67]

ROFLMAO

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Still at Arkham: Actually, that was a lie... I was keeping score all night... who would have thought we could do it 50 times!!! :lol:

@me: You take it too far man *wait, I'm not a dmc character :lol:*

 

[Trish67]

to Enzo: so have you ever gotten laid? *beat* No? Jealous of Dante much?

 

[LordOfDarkness]

^ LMAO

Hey Lady, you know what you'd like nice in? Trish's bed

 

[Trish67]

Lady: Um okay...

 

[LordOfDarkness]

:lol:

Yes, now all we are missing is Trish herself.

 

[Trish67]

Trish: hello what did I miss?

 

[LordOfDarkness]

@Trish: You probably missed putting your make-up on today... Hon, you look terrible.

 

[Trish67]

To Patty: what is it with you and Dante? Do you like him or something?

 

[King Avallach]

To Arius: Your laughing would make your mother look very masculine.

 

[Sparda™]

Shouldn't this be to the Forum Games?!:huh:

 

[Angelo Credo]

Oh oh, I've been dying to use this one.

"So Dante, I've been meaning to tell you, your haircut makes you look homosexual and the fact you wear so many tight belts doesn't help the matter."

 

[King Avallach]

Dante does have a point. This should be moved to Bloody Palace.



How about this one:

Dante, your verbosity is only exceeded by your stupidity.

 

[-B.(o).C-®]

On behalf of many fans I must regretfully inform you that you are sick and revolting for have a thing for trish because she looks like your mom.

 

[Esura]

^ AWESUM!
*rep

 

[-B.(o).C-®]

^Thx

 

[Esura]

Damn, my mind still drawing a blank on jokes.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

*points at DB* Does that tend to get in the way a lot when you're having sex?