Things you shouldn't say to Dante....

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^ Wouldn't we all :lol:

Girl: come on Dante, I'm ready...

Dante: Hang on babes, the pizza is here :lol:

Hey Dante, I saw you rob a bank last night... Only, you were wearing a blue trench coat... Something you're not telling us?
 
LordOfDarkness;118677 said:
^ Wouldn't we all :lol:

Girl: come on Dante, I'm ready...

Dante: Hang on babes, the pizza is here :lol:

Hey Dante, I saw you rob a bank last night... Only, you wear wearing a blue trench coat... Something you're not telling us?
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That was ****in' funny dude.
Hold on girl, the pizza is getting cold! ROFL!!
 
Dark Esura;118679 said:
That was ****in' funny dude.
Hold on girl, the pizza is getting cold! ROFL!!
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LMAO, that's hilarious man +rep

I don't think you can make love to a pizza Dante...

@Jester: Bend over, coz this time I'm gonna spank yo butt :P
 
The password to devil may cry is a swear word? I thought you were more mature Dante....
 
LordOfDarkness;118682 said:
LMAO, that's hilarious man +rep

I don't think you can make love to a pizza Dante...

@Jester: Bend over, coz this time I'm gonna spank yo butt :P
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DUDE!!
FUNNY!!
*rep 2 u


Dante: Hey Trish! Wheres my jacket?
Trish: Ummmmm....
Dante: Trish.....wheres my jacket?
Trish: Dont get mad. It was.....
Dante: Where's my damn jacket!
Trish: *picks up jacket and shows Dante*
Dante: OMFG!! You shrunk my jacket!
Trish: I'm....
Dante: *starts crying* Why Trish.....sniff? I killed Mundus in this jacket....
Trish: Awwww.....there there *Dante put his head on her shoulder*
Dante: Sniff....sniff.
Trish: I'll buy you a new one okay hun?
Dante: Sniff....sniff....yes mommy....
 
^ Thanks man... HILARIOUS +rep man, I can't stop laughing ;)

Mundus, you need to stop being so mean to everyone... Look, I got you a cute little kitten

*Mundus blows up the kitten*

No Mundus, that's a bad Mundus!!!
 
LordOfDarkness;118690 said:
^ Thanks man... HILARIOUS +rep man, I can't stop laughing ;)

Mundus, you need to stop being so mean to everyone... Look, I got you a cute little kitten

*Mundus blows up the kitten*

No Mundus, that's a bad Mundus!!!
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Lol.
Bad Mundus......lol.
*rep 2 u
 
Dark Esura;118691 said:
Lol.
Bad Mundus......lol.
*rep 2 u
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Haha, thanks man +rep

@Trish: I don't think you look exactly like Eva... She looked wayyyyy hotter than you...
 
LordOfDarkness;118693 said:
Haha, thanks man +rep

@Trish: I don't think you look exactly like Eva... She looked wayyyyy hotter than you...
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I wanna stop with the rep givin but I cant. *rep 2 u

I know Trish prolly slapped Dante, lol.

Well, I'm done. I'm drawing a blank.
 
^^ :lol:

^ Thanks man, u rock big time ;)

@Dante: You're bro is an ass, but at least he's not as fat as you.
 
Well thats nice, Ryan!

your a charmer!

*Knock Knock*

Dante opens door.

Pizza guy "10.00 please"

Dante "Is there anchovies?"

Pizza Guy "... no .."

Dante DT's and the world is never the same ..
 
^ What u saying about me?

:lol:

Vergil, I asked for a hug, not a death squeeze.
 
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