Things you shouldn't say to Dante....

[King Avallach]

Nice variation- deservant of more rep for you.

Nero: When people don't know you, they dislike you. When they get to know you better, they hate you.

Dante: I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Vergil: Your not yourself today- I noticed the improvement immediately.

Mundus: No one thinks more highly of you than I do. And I think you're a prat.

Lucia: The more I think of you, the less I think of you.

 

[Trish67]

very nice...
more rep coming your way.

to Vergil: what were thinking when you let arkham help you?

 

[King Avallach]

Vergil: You have been called rude, cold, egotisticalm self-centred and arrogant. But what the hey, that's just your family's opinion.


BTW nice comment.

 

[Trish67]

to trish: you think your hair is a little long seriously girl get a haircut.

 

[King Avallach]

All at Dante: They say opposites attract. I hope you find someone good looking and intellegent who doesn't stink.

You don't know the meaning of fear, then again, you don't know the meaning of most words.

We know you'd go to the end of the world for us- but would you stay there.

 

[Trish67]

laughing my a@@ off!
rep again man. you just keep making me laugh.

 

[King Avallach]

Thanks.^_^

Here's the last one I can think of.

Again at Dante: Whoever told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

 

[Trish67]

To Nero: why don't you take your own advice and go blow yourself?

 

[LordOfDarkness]

@Nero: I don't hate you... I just told you to kill yourself... for a laugh.

 

[Saix]

I'm not much for all the ya mum spin offs but what ever

@Dante, Vergil or Nero: How often do you dye your hair?

@Dante: i'm sorry, but Vergil is so much more attractive...

@Dante: you're doing trish right, whoa whoa... but she's your mother!!!

I cant think

 

[Trish67]

ROFLMAO
Rep to you...

Dante: she just looks like my mother but due to international copyright laws she isn't...

LOL sorry had a Austin Powers moment.
the scene I am refering too:

Man 1: RUN IT'S GODZILLA!
Man 2: It looks like Godzilla but due to international copyright laws, its not.
Man 1: BUT STILL WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!!!!
Man 2: though it isn't.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

:lol:

@Mundus: Who's your daddy? No seriously, who's your daddy?

@Nero: You were Sparda's favourite mistake.

@Dante: You know, if you pretended to be Vergil... You might pick up some chicks

 

[Trish67]

ROFLMAO
rep to you

 

[LordOfDarkness]

@Nero: Gay-and-annoying-devil-may-cry-charaters say what?

@Lucia: Did you scare away all the village people? coz this place seems deserted.

 

[Trish67]

To Lucia: *Clucks like a chicken*

 

[LordOfDarkness]

^ ROFLMAO :lol: +rep... Hilarious...

@Dante: It really doesn't take a lot to confuse you, does it?

Dante's response: :huh:?

 

[Trish67]

And i am out of ideas

 

[LordOfDarkness]

And i am out of ideas

That's impossible :lol:

@Griffon: Is it a bird, is it a plane... NO!!! It's... Oh wait, it is a bird...

 

[Trish67]

ROFLMAO

Hey what's that blue thing in the distance?....It's Superman! No wait it's Vergil....

 

[LordOfDarkness]

^ :lol: Perfect

@Dante: Doesn't that loud music damage your hearing?

Dante: WHAT?!!!