Devil May Cry: Stupid Files

[Trish67]

Yeah...lol....off topic guys...Stupid files...

 

[MetalCookie]

Ooops. x3

 

[Trish67]

hey its all good...
Agnus: wwwhat is that demons, lllack? Please for the sake of my resreach...
Dante: Booobies

 

[MetalCookie]

Lolz! x3

I remember this in no.7~

Dante: Show me your boobs!
Gloria: *Shakes boobs*
Vergil: Look at my sexy body!

 

[Trish67]

Credo: .... Scream like a girl.
Nero: can do. *screams like a woman*

 

[MetalCookie]

Remember this?

Mansex: Oh yeah!

 

[Trish67]

Fear Mansex

 

[MetalCookie]

Dante watches you masturbate.

 

[Trish67]

Dante is still watching you masturbate

 

[Cat]

Uh...yeah...

DANTE: Don't be jealous 'cause I've been chatting on line with babes ALL day...
*Trish GLARES evily at him*
DANTE: Forgive me my friend.
TRISH: NEVER!!! *throws motorcycle at him, again*

 

[Trish67]

SPARDA!!!!!!!

 

[MetalCookie]

Vergil: Please ma'am if you don't give me candy, my little brother will go insane.
Dante: *Keeps on spinning*
Aries: No thank you.

x3

 

[Trish67]

Nero hits the generator. It plays
My heart will go on

 

[Cat]

LADY: "All those nights I thought you were out getting drunk, you were killing people?!!"
DANTE: "I was out getting drunk, then killing people!!"

 

[Trish67]

Vergil: What are you doing?
Dante: What are you doing?
Vergil: No What aRe you doing?
Dante: WHAT are you doing?
Vergil: What Arre you doing?
Dante: WHAT are you doing? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Vergil: The Captain of this ship is giving orders.
Dante: My ship makes me captain.
Vergil: They be my charts.
Dante: Then that makes you chart man.

 

[MetalCookie]

Sanctus: May i please have your attention.
Dante and Vergil: *Fighting*
Sanctus: Iv just been confirmed a horrifying new story.
Nero: BEES!
Sanctus: I need all of you to stop what you are doing and listen.
*Everybody stops*
Sanctus: I have AIDS.
*Everybody runs away*

XD

 

[Cat]

LOL... "I have AIDS..." That one's funny.

DANTE: "Everybody leave... I have to poop..."
*Everybody just stands around, looking at him*
DANTE: "NOW!!!"

 

[MetalCookie]

Rofl x3

Or how about~

Nero: Len Can we go get some crunchy things (i don't know)?
Vergil: **** you Ken your a d**k!
Nero: Len!
Vergil: Your a f*got!

 

[Cat]

NERO: "Goooood afternoon, sir! Could we interest you in some chocolate?"
BAEL: "Chocolate? Did you say, 'chocolate?'"
DANTE: "Yes, sir! With or without nuts."
BAEL: "Chocolate!? Chocolate!? CHOCOLAAAAAAAATE!!! CHOCOLAAAAAAAATE!!! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!"
*Nero & Dante run away*

 

[Trish67]

Arkham: I know what you thinking and the answer is yes you do look gay....and now your thinking about stabbing me...