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Teal

World's First Sentient Vitriolic Vagina, Male, 23

'Zod's snapped neck' wasn't cringy enough, so Stuckmann posted a picture of himself posing with black people while reviewing Get Out. May 21, 2017 at 8:47 AM

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    1. Teal
      Teal
      'Zod's snapped neck' wasn't cringy enough, so Stuckmann posted a picture of himself posing with black people while reviewing Get Out.
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      2. Teal
        Teal
        I will! Honestly, I don't like watching people embarrass themself but for some reason, I can't look away at Chris' cringe shelf. I have no idea why.
        May 21, 2017 at 7:32 PM
      3. WolfOD64
        WolfOD64
        Enjoy willingly exposing yourself to the cringe, then. You're a braver man than I.
        May 21, 2017 at 7:41 PM
      4. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        Im glad I wasn't the only one who was embarrassed of that script
        May 22, 2017 at 3:11 AM
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    2. Teal
      Teal
      Damn, I never thought I'd live to see the day Konohamaru becomes badass. Kudos to whoever's directing this Boruto anime! I dig it!
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    3. Teal
      Teal
      We should have GitS live-action director, Rupert Sanders, adapt every anime ever. Dude may not be Spielberg, but he gets the visuals down.
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      2. Izzy
        Izzy
        Live Action Gundam plz. :)
        Apr 1, 2017
    4. Teal
      Teal
      Had no idea an anime series could show restraint until I saw Joker Game.
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      3. Teal
        Teal
        Yeah. I'm not gonna pretend it was perfect. There were some twists and turns that missed their cue (like the 'revenge for my lover' scene in episode 4 - so cringy), but overall it was a raw, non-glamorized portrayal of real spies that showed a uniqueness uncharacteristic to the medium with it's restraint.
        Mar 27, 2017
      4. Izzy
        Izzy
        Quick, what's your favourite episode?
        Mine was probably "XX - Double Cross".
        Mar 27, 2017
      5. Teal
        Teal
        If I had to choose one, "Double Joker Part 1 and 2". Essentially, it's two episodes, but both tell the same story.
        Mar 28, 2017
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    5. Teal
      Teal
      I hope Iron Fist's critical failure will shut up all those who rode the Marvel conspiracy wagon.
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      3. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        Oh, I knew it was a bad show from the get go. I didn't need critics to tell me that one. I was just saying I knew RT wasn't under some conspiracy by Disney to weed out competition. BvS is a movie that just isn't for everybody. Iron Fist was a show that had many issues with.
        Mar 26, 2017
      4. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        One of those issues being the main character. He's suppose to be a master martial artist, yet he fights like a novice in the show. The female characters feel like they're only there to be shown up by Danny. And all in all, the story looks to be plenty of mediocre.
        Mar 26, 2017
      5. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        Granted none of this will at all hasten the coming Defenders series. If Thor's mediocre first film didn't stop the first Avengers from happening, then neither will Iron Fist.
        Mar 26, 2017
    6. Teal
      Teal
      Naruto anime is coming to an end. Man, I feel so nostalgic and at the same time, optimistic for the the new Boruto series.
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    7. Foxtrot94
      Foxtrot94
      Explain your custom title to me.
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      2. Teal
        Teal
        I can't. It's one of those things at which you look back and wonder about the thought process that was taking place in your head that led to that decision.
        Feb 11, 2017
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    8. Teal
      Teal
      Well, if early reviews are anything to go by, John Wick Ch.2 actually improves upon the first one. Let's hope it lives up the praises.
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      2. Dark Drakan
        Dark Drakan
        Thought the first was great & heard really good things about sequel.
        Feb 10, 2017
    9. Teal
      Teal
      I didn't believe in the videogame curse until "Assassin's Creed" turned out to be ****e. Justin Kurzel of Macbeth, an amazing cast, yet...
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      3. Z218
        Z218
        People do hate the Prince of Persia one but I enjoyed it just fine. So I rather judge this for myself.
        Feb 5, 2017
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      4. Teal
        Teal
        PoP is actually the best reviewed videogame adaptation. And I don't think AC's unwatchable, but when you get Fassbender, Irons, Cotillard and Kurzel in the director's chair, people expect more than shallow plot and characters and horrible pacing.
        Feb 5, 2017
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      5. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        I made a post of this a while back; I'm the type of person who has underrated opinions on movies (BvS for example being my favorite) and even I gotta say this movie was pretty bad; both in pacing and character development.
        Feb 6, 2017
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    10. Teal
      Teal
      I've had a pretty rocky relationship with Naruto the past few years. Regardless, the ultimate fight against Sasuke gave me some real feels.
      1. Z218
        Z218
        Funny thing is i like the cast when their adults in Boruto.
        Nov 6, 2016
    11. Teal
      Teal
      No matter how much Wolvie changes the timeline, he still gets the short end of the stick. Looking forward to Logan.
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    12. Teal
      Teal
      "Don't Breathe", "Get Out", "Lights Out". I'm sensing a pattern with these recent horror films. At the same time, they all look/are dope.
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      3. Aurelius
        Aurelius
        Haven't heard of Don't Breathe, I'll have to look into that one. Very excited for the other two though!
        Oct 8, 2016
      4. Teal
        Teal
        Oh man, Don't Breathe is fantastic. Both Don't Breathe and Lights Out utilize videogame logic to an extent that is not utterly obnoxious. There were parts in Don't Breathe which reminded me a lot of videogame AIs when it came to the antagonist's behavior.
        Oct 8, 2016
      5. LordOfDarkness
        LordOfDarkness
        I've watched a lot of horror movies recently. In fact, me and the fiancée generally watch two a day - not this past week, though - but I'm sure eventually these movies will make it on our list.
        Oct 8, 2016
    13. Teal
      Teal
      "Rush" and "Straight Outta Compton" have got to be my two favorite biopics so far.
      1. absolitude
        absolitude
        i was surprised with rush, it's a good biopic and a good movie too.. hemsworth is actually doing some act there too..
        Oct 4, 2016
      2. Teal
        Teal
        Both him and Bruhl killed it. They had such good chemistry and, while I think Bruhl has more talent, I don't think Hemsworth had to work hard to catch up to him either.
        Oct 4, 2016
    14. Teal
      Teal
      Shyamalan's Split is getting positive early reviews? Could we be seeing a possible Shyamalan comeback?
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      3. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        I hope so. Shymalan's had a lot of duds in the past, so I hope this is the beginning of a change.
        Sep 29, 2016
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      4. AgentRedgrave
        AgentRedgrave
        His last film The Visit did alright as well. Haven't seen it yet though. If you asked me before I'd have said he's still a hack. But last year, before I saw his more recent stuff, I said Ben Affleck was one of the worst actors on the planet. Now he's my favorite Batman
        Sep 30, 2016
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      5. Teal
        Teal
        I also enjoyed The Visit, though it does bum me out a little bit to see that he is still not making an effort to apply real world logic to his "Shyamalan twists". Nevertheless, I thought it was enjoyable.
        Sep 30, 2016
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      Teal
      1. Aurelius
        Aurelius
        The OST's of Doom, Devil May Cry, Splatterhouse and Nightmare Creatures get me every time.
        Sep 21, 2016
    16. Teal
      Teal
      "God gave man a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams.
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      2. Foxtrot94
        Foxtrot94
        Scientifically incorrect.
        Sep 16, 2016
    17. Teal
      Teal
      What is it with all the screaming in the original Spiderman trilogy? It's as if the director made a career out of horror movies. Oh wait..
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      2. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        That explains why the Green Goblin gave me so many nightmares
        Sep 11, 2016
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      Teal
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      2. Teal
        Teal
        The worst kind of conservative. The one who is against gay marriage, equality and everything that makes sense.
        Sep 8, 2016
      3. LordOfDarkness
        LordOfDarkness
        So in other words, a bitch.
        Sep 8, 2016
      4. Teal
        Teal
        You could say so. It's funny cause Peyton Manning is a Republican supporter yet even he feels Ann deserves to be torn a new one.
        Sep 8, 2016
    19. Teal
      Teal
      I had no idea Gawker had shut down. That is some good news right there.
      1. DDutchguy
        DDutchguy
        Gawker is one of those extreme clickbait sites right?
        Sep 1, 2016
      2. Teal
        Teal
        Correct, but that's not their only sin. No, they launched "Gawker stalker" a sort of app that let people pinpoint places which celebrities frequent and pulled out all sorts of shenanigans that encouraged stalking and celebrity shaming. Their downfall came in the form of Hulk Hogan, who sued them for releasing his sex tape to the public. They had to pay a 140 million fee for damages and, consequently, file bankruptcy.
        Sep 2, 2016
      3. DDutchguy
        DDutchguy
        Good riddance I say, you'd think the people who work at Gawker would have some semblance of morality.
        Sep 2, 2016
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    20. Teal
      Teal
      Whenever people ask me why I don't read manga, I respond with Usagi Drop.
      1. Viper
        Viper
        You too are the victim?
        I didn't give up on manga, but will never ever again read a slice of life story about a man adopting a little girl. It's apparently an old culture thing, raising your own bride, or so I heard. The author for some reason likes to do a stupid twist like that at the end.
        Aug 29, 2016
      2. Izzy
        Izzy
        Read/watch "Sweetness & Lightning". It's similar to Usagi Drop, but actually done right.
        Aug 29, 2016
      3. Teal
        Teal
        @Blackquill, I will do the anime, thanks for the recommendation. I would have found it myself if I didn't grow so out of touch with the anime medium recently.
        Aug 29, 2016
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