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Here is an unpopular opinion: Ragnarok is the worst Thor movie yet and one of the worst in the MCU. Nov 20, 2017 at 10:46 PM

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    1. Teal
      Teal
      Here is an unpopular opinion: Ragnarok is the worst Thor movie yet and one of the worst in the MCU.
      1. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        BLASPHEMY. JK lol but to me I would say it's the best that a Thor movie can get but not anything special in the long run.
        Nov 20, 2017 at 11:11 PM
      2. Teal
        Teal
        @DragonMaster2010 honestly, it speaks volumes when GotG 2 had more emotional scenes than a movie about the prophesized destruction of Asgard. And it is a shame cause all the heart-tugging elements were there: Valkyrie's past, Banner's struggle, Asgard's fate - but they decided to play them for laughs instead. And the CG was total **** sometimes.
        Nov 21, 2017 at 9:27 AM
    2. Teal
      Teal
      I finally gave in to my dirty impulses and decided to search for Justice League spoilers. I am weak!
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      2. Lain
        Lain
        :O
        Hang your head in shame good sir!
        Nov 12, 2017
    3. Teal
      Teal
      tfw Splinter Cell movie producer calls the game an FPS and says there's no specific story attached to it. I'm so done.
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      3. WolfOD64
        WolfOD64
        Not so: Street Fighter the Movie had Jean-Claude Van Damme, Tomb Raider had Angelina Jolie, and the Doom movie had Dwayne Johnson. The only movies that weren't racing for star power in the past were Uwe Boll's and Paul W.S. Anderson's movies...and that's just because no one with credibility would show up to star in those festering piles.
        Sep 22, 2017
      4. Z218
        Z218
        Sep 22, 2017
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      5. Teal
        Teal
        I'm not asking for the movie to be a straight adaptation. All I want is for them to capture the essence of Splinter Cell on a silver screen. And let me say treating it like it's Call of Duty is not a good way to go.
        Sep 23, 2017
    4. Teal
      Teal
      I say this as a huge anime fanboy, screw all the retarded fans who forced the Death Note director to delete his Twitter.
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      3. Teal
        Teal
        I watched the movie, and honestly, it wasn't even that bad. There were a few drastic changes but for the most part I saw it as a step in the right direction. Definitely not the DB Evolution-tier hate that it's getting. Plus, the criticism it's getting from fans is SO stupid it actually hurts.
        Sep 16, 2017
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      4. Lain
        Lain
        I agree with a reviewer I saw that they would have benefitted from making it a distant sequel to the original where Ryuk once again got bored and dropped the DN in America this time. That way you would avoid claims of whitewashing, getting character's wrong and having more creative freedom in general.
        Sep 16, 2017
      5. Z218
        Z218
        There was a japanese movie called Light up the new world that followed @Lain's suggestion.

        It was set ten years after the first two movies and followed a new shinigami and a few new death note users
        Sep 16, 2017
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    5. Teal
      Teal
      Has anyone noticed how Batman and Batman Returns are essentially the same movie?
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      3. Teal
        Teal
        I think both of those movies are overrated, to be honest. Portraying the Joker as a crazy person with his collection of equally crazy goons was accurate, but the Penguin? The Penguin in the comics was supposed to be a glorified, sleazy salesman at his worst. Don't get me wrong - they are good Tim Burton movies, but have nothing to do with Batman.
        Aug 11, 2017
      4. WolfOD64
        WolfOD64
        You have to remember when both of them were made. Batman's role in games and toys at the time was very much locked in his 70's phase, which was only slightly more serious than the Adam West show. The comics themselves had grown much darker, but that was beyond the knowledge of both consumers and producers.
        Aug 12, 2017
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      5. WolfOD64
        WolfOD64
        As such, both Burton movies...like the Christopher Reaves Superman movies before them...were made with a number of strong contradictions in place. But I still find them more enjoyable than Nolan's killjoy Trilogy, or some recent animated affairs like the godawful, uber-edgy Son of Batman movies with Damian Wayne.
        Aug 12, 2017
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    6. Teal
      Teal
      All these people bitching about the Death Note Netflix adaptation should just shut the hell up and wait for the movie to come out.
      1. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        Can you blame them? most of hollywood's attempts to adapt anime have been awful at worst and mediocre at best. Plus DB evolution is still fresh in everyone's minds after all these years.
        Jul 29, 2017
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      2. Teal
        Teal
        I'm not saying they shouldn't be wary of it, but they're cooking up weird complains like Light doesn't seem smart, Ryuk seems too evil, L is yelling too much, Light actually loves Misa. I mean, they're doing the ADAPTING part of an ADAPTATION. Maybe you should just wait until the movie comes out to see if those changes work within the narrative.
        Jul 29, 2017
      3. Z218
        Z218
        Fans tend to react emotionally so you cant take it as seriously. Its better to disengage before it gets too cynical
        Jul 29, 2017
    7. Teal
      Teal
      Loved the new JL trailer. Although I'm a bit worried about Cyborg. He sounds very constipated.
      1. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        I noticed that too. Maybe he sounds like that due to him becoming more machine then man, or it was just one bad take from Ray. I lean more towards the latter.
        Jul 24, 2017
      2. Teal
        Teal
        On the other hand, I loved all the references to the prior films and other related works. Alfred saying he missed the days when their biggest concern was exploding penguins was goddamn gold.
        Jul 24, 2017
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    8. Teal
      Teal
      I had the Infinity War SDC trailer described to me by one of those sites and now I can't get rid of this boner. Imagine actually watching it
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      2. LordOfDarkness
        LordOfDarkness
        That's bland.
        Jul 18, 2017
      3. WolfOD64
        WolfOD64
        You can't imagine. It SHOULD be called Avengers Assemble. That's what I call it, at least.
        Jul 18, 2017
      4. Teal
        Teal
        The Phase 1 titles are pretty straightforward. Iron Man, Thor, The Avengers. Hell, the only reason why they gave Captain America the epithet of the First Avenger was probably to separate it from the ****ty direct to TV movies and I imagine the same type of thinking must have happened during the making of The Incredible Hulk.
        Jul 19, 2017
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    9. Teal
      Teal
      Re-watched The Dark Knight Returns Part II: that nuclear blast still horrifies the **** out of me. Like, damn man!
      1. WolfOD64
        WolfOD64
        I'm usually too horrified by the art style, tbh.
        Jul 5, 2017
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    10. Teal
      Teal
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      2. Lain
        Lain
        "I don't want no trable" :)
        But in all seriousness. This does look like a pretty cool film.
        Jul 1, 2017
      3. Foxtrot94
        Foxtrot94
        Those baddies be clueless. Ya don't fight Jackie in a room full of furniture.
        Jul 2, 2017
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    11. Teal
      Teal
      I just realized there are serious talks to make a Jump Street/Men in Black crossover. To that I say, PLEASE make it happen!
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    12. Teal
      Teal
      Vampyr - also known as Undercuts n'Trenchcoats: The Game.
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      2. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        Undercoat: Kamelot edition
        Jun 15, 2017
    13. Teal
      Teal
      mfw Black Panther teaser is dope as sh!t
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    14. Teal
      Teal
      Damn, I completely forgot how good Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is.
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      2. WolfOD64
        WolfOD64
        Is it really? I might check it out, then.
        Jun 9, 2017
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      3. Teal
        Teal
        Some say it's bad, some say it's so bad it's good. I think it's just plain awesome. It delivers exactly what you want from a movie called Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Definitely check it out.
        Jun 9, 2017
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    15. Teal
      Teal
      "How do we make the Boruto manga a lighthearted shonen? I know, let's make the first villain a cannibal." - Mikio Ikemoto, 2017.
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      3. LordOfDarkness
        LordOfDarkness
        She told me they were delicious.
        Jun 5, 2017
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      4. Teal
        Teal
        Damn. That's a steep curve for One Piece to make. One minute it was all fluffy animals and weird lovable characters, the other it becomes a The Weeknd music video.
        Jun 5, 2017
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      5. Lain
        Lain
        To be fair, it's not like they actually *showed* her eating them. It was just heavily implied as the camera cuts away amid screams. Plus she's a major villain so it wasn't that surprising.
        Jun 5, 2017
    16. Teal
      Teal
      'Zod's snapped neck' wasn't cringy enough, so Stuckmann posted a picture of himself posing with black people while reviewing Get Out.
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      2. Teal
        Teal
        I will! Honestly, I don't like watching people embarrass themself but for some reason, I can't look away at Chris' cringe shelf. I have no idea why.
        May 21, 2017
      3. WolfOD64
        WolfOD64
        Enjoy willingly exposing yourself to the cringe, then. You're a braver man than I.
        May 21, 2017
      4. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        Im glad I wasn't the only one who was embarrassed of that script
        May 22, 2017
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    17. Teal
      Teal
      Damn, I never thought I'd live to see the day Konohamaru becomes badass. Kudos to whoever's directing this Boruto anime! I dig it!
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    18. Teal
      Teal
      We should have GitS live-action director, Rupert Sanders, adapt every anime ever. Dude may not be Spielberg, but he gets the visuals down.
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      2. Lain
        Lain
        Live Action Gundam plz. :)
        Apr 1, 2017
    19. Teal
      Teal
      Had no idea an anime series could show restraint until I saw Joker Game.
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      3. Teal
        Teal
        Yeah. I'm not gonna pretend it was perfect. There were some twists and turns that missed their cue (like the 'revenge for my lover' scene in episode 4 - so cringy), but overall it was a raw, non-glamorized portrayal of real spies that showed a uniqueness uncharacteristic to the medium with it's restraint.
        Mar 27, 2017
      4. Lain
        Lain
        Quick, what's your favourite episode?
        Mine was probably "XX - Double Cross".
        Mar 27, 2017
      5. Teal
        Teal
        If I had to choose one, "Double Joker Part 1 and 2". Essentially, it's two episodes, but both tell the same story.
        Mar 28, 2017
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    20. Teal
      Teal
      I hope Iron Fist's critical failure will shut up all those who rode the Marvel conspiracy wagon.
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      3. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        Oh, I knew it was a bad show from the get go. I didn't need critics to tell me that one. I was just saying I knew RT wasn't under some conspiracy by Disney to weed out competition. BvS is a movie that just isn't for everybody. Iron Fist was a show that had many issues with.
        Mar 26, 2017
      4. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        One of those issues being the main character. He's suppose to be a master martial artist, yet he fights like a novice in the show. The female characters feel like they're only there to be shown up by Danny. And all in all, the story looks to be plenty of mediocre.
        Mar 26, 2017
      5. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        Granted none of this will at all hasten the coming Defenders series. If Thor's mediocre first film didn't stop the first Avengers from happening, then neither will Iron Fist.
        Mar 26, 2017
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