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World's First Sentient Vitriolic Vagina, Male, 23

Loved the new JL trailer. Although I'm a bit worried about Cyborg. He sounds very constipated. Jul 23, 2017 at 6:43 PM

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    1. Teal
      Teal
      Loved the new JL trailer. Although I'm a bit worried about Cyborg. He sounds very constipated.
      1. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        I noticed that too. Maybe he sounds like that due to him becoming more machine then man, or it was just one bad take from Ray. I lean more towards the latter.
        Jul 24, 2017 at 9:11 AM
      2. Teal
        Teal
        On the other hand, I loved all the references to the prior films and other related works. Alfred saying he missed the days when their biggest concern was exploding penguins was goddamn gold.
        Jul 24, 2017 at 1:39 PM
    2. Teal
      Teal
      I had the Infinity War SDC trailer described to me by one of those sites and now I can't get rid of this boner. Imagine actually watching it
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      2. LordOfDarkness
        LordOfDarkness
        That's bland.
        Jul 18, 2017
      3. WolfOD64
        WolfOD64
        You can't imagine. It SHOULD be called Avengers Assemble. That's what I call it, at least.
        Jul 18, 2017
      4. Teal
        Teal
        The Phase 1 titles are pretty straightforward. Iron Man, Thor, The Avengers. Hell, the only reason why they gave Captain America the epithet of the First Avenger was probably to separate it from the ****ty direct to TV movies and I imagine the same type of thinking must have happened during the making of The Incredible Hulk.
        Jul 19, 2017 at 7:27 PM
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    3. Teal
      Teal
      Re-watched The Dark Knight Returns Part II: that nuclear blast still horrifies the **** out of me. Like, damn man!
      1. WolfOD64
        WolfOD64
        I'm usually too horrified by the art style, tbh.
        Jul 5, 2017
    4. Teal
      Teal
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      2. Izzy
        Izzy
        "I don't want no trable" :)
        But in all seriousness. This does look like a pretty cool film.
        Jul 1, 2017
      3. Foxtrot94
        Foxtrot94
        Those baddies be clueless. Ya don't fight Jackie in a room full of furniture.
        Jul 2, 2017
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    5. Teal
      Teal
      I just realized there are serious talks to make a Jump Street/Men in Black crossover. To that I say, PLEASE make it happen!
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    6. Teal
      Teal
      Vampyr - also known as Undercuts n'Trenchcoats: The Game.
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      2. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        Undercoat: Kamelot edition
        Jun 15, 2017
    7. Teal
      Teal
      mfw Black Panther teaser is dope as sh!t
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    8. Teal
      Teal
      Damn, I completely forgot how good Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is.
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      2. WolfOD64
        WolfOD64
        Is it really? I might check it out, then.
        Jun 9, 2017
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      3. Teal
        Teal
        Some say it's bad, some say it's so bad it's good. I think it's just plain awesome. It delivers exactly what you want from a movie called Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Definitely check it out.
        Jun 9, 2017
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    9. Teal
      Teal
      "How do we make the Boruto manga a lighthearted shonen? I know, let's make the first villain a cannibal." - Mikio Ikemoto, 2017.
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      3. LordOfDarkness
        LordOfDarkness
        She told me they were delicious.
        Jun 5, 2017
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      4. Teal
        Teal
        Damn. That's a steep curve for One Piece to make. One minute it was all fluffy animals and weird lovable characters, the other it becomes a The Weeknd music video.
        Jun 5, 2017
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      5. Izzy
        Izzy
        To be fair, it's not like they actually *showed* her eating them. It was just heavily implied as the camera cuts away amid screams. Plus she's a major villain so it wasn't that surprising.
        Jun 5, 2017
    10. Teal
      Teal
      'Zod's snapped neck' wasn't cringy enough, so Stuckmann posted a picture of himself posing with black people while reviewing Get Out.
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      2. Teal
        Teal
        I will! Honestly, I don't like watching people embarrass themself but for some reason, I can't look away at Chris' cringe shelf. I have no idea why.
        May 21, 2017
      3. WolfOD64
        WolfOD64
        Enjoy willingly exposing yourself to the cringe, then. You're a braver man than I.
        May 21, 2017
      4. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        Im glad I wasn't the only one who was embarrassed of that script
        May 22, 2017
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    11. Teal
      Teal
      Damn, I never thought I'd live to see the day Konohamaru becomes badass. Kudos to whoever's directing this Boruto anime! I dig it!
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    12. Teal
      Teal
      We should have GitS live-action director, Rupert Sanders, adapt every anime ever. Dude may not be Spielberg, but he gets the visuals down.
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      2. Izzy
        Izzy
        Live Action Gundam plz. :)
        Apr 1, 2017
    13. Teal
      Teal
      Had no idea an anime series could show restraint until I saw Joker Game.
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      3. Teal
        Teal
        Yeah. I'm not gonna pretend it was perfect. There were some twists and turns that missed their cue (like the 'revenge for my lover' scene in episode 4 - so cringy), but overall it was a raw, non-glamorized portrayal of real spies that showed a uniqueness uncharacteristic to the medium with it's restraint.
        Mar 27, 2017
      4. Izzy
        Izzy
        Quick, what's your favourite episode?
        Mine was probably "XX - Double Cross".
        Mar 27, 2017
      5. Teal
        Teal
        If I had to choose one, "Double Joker Part 1 and 2". Essentially, it's two episodes, but both tell the same story.
        Mar 28, 2017
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    14. Teal
      Teal
      I hope Iron Fist's critical failure will shut up all those who rode the Marvel conspiracy wagon.
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      3. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        Oh, I knew it was a bad show from the get go. I didn't need critics to tell me that one. I was just saying I knew RT wasn't under some conspiracy by Disney to weed out competition. BvS is a movie that just isn't for everybody. Iron Fist was a show that had many issues with.
        Mar 26, 2017
      4. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        One of those issues being the main character. He's suppose to be a master martial artist, yet he fights like a novice in the show. The female characters feel like they're only there to be shown up by Danny. And all in all, the story looks to be plenty of mediocre.
        Mar 26, 2017
      5. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        Granted none of this will at all hasten the coming Defenders series. If Thor's mediocre first film didn't stop the first Avengers from happening, then neither will Iron Fist.
        Mar 26, 2017
    15. Teal
      Teal
      Naruto anime is coming to an end. Man, I feel so nostalgic and at the same time, optimistic for the the new Boruto series.
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    16. Foxtrot94
      Foxtrot94
      Explain your custom title to me.
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      2. Teal
        Teal
        I can't. It's one of those things at which you look back and wonder about the thought process that was taking place in your head that led to that decision.
        Feb 11, 2017
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    17. Teal
      Teal
      Well, if early reviews are anything to go by, John Wick Ch.2 actually improves upon the first one. Let's hope it lives up the praises.
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      2. Dark Drakan
        Dark Drakan
        Thought the first was great & heard really good things about sequel.
        Feb 10, 2017
    18. Teal
      Teal
      I didn't believe in the videogame curse until "Assassin's Creed" turned out to be ****e. Justin Kurzel of Macbeth, an amazing cast, yet...
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      3. Z218
        Z218
        People do hate the Prince of Persia one but I enjoyed it just fine. So I rather judge this for myself.
        Feb 5, 2017
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      4. Teal
        Teal
        PoP is actually the best reviewed videogame adaptation. And I don't think AC's unwatchable, but when you get Fassbender, Irons, Cotillard and Kurzel in the director's chair, people expect more than shallow plot and characters and horrible pacing.
        Feb 5, 2017
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      5. DragonMaster2010
        DragonMaster2010
        I made a post of this a while back; I'm the type of person who has underrated opinions on movies (BvS for example being my favorite) and even I gotta say this movie was pretty bad; both in pacing and character development.
        Feb 6, 2017
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    19. Teal
      Teal
      I've had a pretty rocky relationship with Naruto the past few years. Regardless, the ultimate fight against Sasuke gave me some real feels.
      1. Z218
        Z218
        Funny thing is i like the cast when their adults in Boruto.
        Nov 6, 2016
    20. Teal
      Teal
      No matter how much Wolvie changes the timeline, he still gets the short end of the stick. Looking forward to Logan.
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