I say any guy would be lucky to have you, MV.Y'know, I really am a diamond. He's lucky to have me.
Really, how many other girls out there would have taken the crap he's aimed at me?
None. They'd all say 'WTF, bye!'
How many girls out there would WANT to send him off to a strip joint for his birthday?
Very. Very. Very few.
And then he's still got one helluva batchelors party next month as well.
Yeah. Don't say I don't do anything for you babe.

CT: OREOOOOOOOSSS!!!!