This is going to sound mean, but I hope if I ever find myself beta-reading for a teen writer again, they're a bloody prodigy. Because holy ****, this was an agony. x_x
+Food. You might want to eat before even thinking about delving into your own work. You might also want to put yourself together, because there's no way you're taking the dog out as you are. >.>
++Goddamn it, KDP. Why can't I just get my tax info early? Why do I have to wait until March, when we otherwise usually do it in February? The downside to not being a U.S. citizen, I guess... ._.