Things DMC Charcters Would Never Say

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dante:this cloak really clashes with my eyes
vergil:this cloak matches my eyes
griffon:look at me i can fly
arkham:your grounded missy (to mary)
 
Dante: Oh yeah i so totally rock!!!! You can't deny it!!
Vergil: *singing to self* Im too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt.........
 
I cant imagine any of the charackters ever saying sorry or apologising lol.
 
Dante: Trish, you look so much like my mom...I wanna have s*x with you!

At least I HOPE he wouldn't say that, he was a little bit too intimate with her in dmc1. You know that one part were they hugged and said each other's names in a soft tone. Bleh!
 
I dont think Dante would want to have a relatinship with any other woman...
Hes not that kinda guy from my opinion...
"Im starting to think Ive got rotten luck with women"
Jester: I would love to enter the circus my boy, could you get a spot for me instead of shooting and making me dance? Im serious guys.
 
Oh, I detest it when people say that about characters on a show, or a video game. (No offense) I think theres someone for everyone. (Even for Dante and Vergil's crazy asses.) Of course Dante has probably been in a relationship with a girl b4, I mean, look the way he acts and talks to them.
 
dante: hey man how do you feel about the new modern life is war record?
virgil: i'm not into the guitars man. they're too wussy, and there's no breakdowns.
lucia: *burps* ehhh yeah i'm not into the whole posthardcore thing. i mean seriously **** modern life is war and set your goals and all that ****. if you're gunna listen to hardcore listen to hardcore. *sniff* converge is where it's at.
virgil: i agree with her that **** is weak man
dante: you guys gotta broaden your horizons alittle.
lucia: *sips beer* what are you gay?
virgil: yeah dude that's kinda gay that you just said that.
 
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