Things DMC Charcters Would Never Say

[Arwen]

Miniette: OMG I'm made of wood
Dante dmc3: Cool I got the big sword
Vergil: How come I get all the crap weapons
Jester: OK who switched my cool outfit.

 

[heatlancer]

dante:this cloak really clashes with my eyes
vergil:this cloak matches my eyes
griffon:look at me i can fly
arkham:your grounded missy (to mary)

 

[Rend]

Vergil: Violence is bad...I must my part to promote pacificsm

 

[Seigfried]

Dante: Would you stop attacking for once, geez.
Vergil: Can I just have the amulet, please?

 

[Demons Destiny]

Dante: Oh yeah i so totally rock!!!! You can't deny it!!
Vergil: *singing to self* Im too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt.........

 

[/\/ero]

I cant imagine any of the charackters ever saying sorry or apologising lol.

 

[DemonSlayer6]

Hehehehe....
I cant even imagine that!

Arkham: Please daughter, Mary, listen to papa...
Hehehehe....

 

[Demons Destiny]

Mary: Shut up papa or i will shove this gun up your............................

 

[Vergilissexy]

Dante: Oh yeah i so totally rock!!!! You can't deny it!!

That actually sounds like something Dante would say.

 

[Demons Destiny]

yeah i know. I should of changed vergil and dantes speaky thingy around, i think that would have been more funny ^_^

 

[Vergilissexy]

Vergil: "I don't give a rats *** about my mom!"

 

[Demons Destiny]

Dante: I agree with ya vergil!!!! that goes the same with my dad!!! MUHAHAHA!!

 

[Vergilissexy]

Dante: Trish, you look so much like my mom...I wanna have s*x with you!

At least I HOPE he wouldn't say that, he was a little bit too intimate with her in dmc1. You know that one part were they hugged and said each other's names in a soft tone. Bleh!

 

[DemonSlayer6]

I dont think Dante would want to have a relatinship with any other woman...
Hes not that kinda guy from my opinion...
"Im starting to think Ive got rotten luck with women"
Jester: I would love to enter the circus my boy, could you get a spot for me instead of shooting and making me dance? Im serious guys.

 

[Vergilissexy]

Oh, I detest it when people say that about characters on a show, or a video game. (No offense) I think theres someone for everyone. (Even for Dante and Vergil's crazy asses.) Of course Dante has probably been in a relationship with a girl b4, I mean, look the way he acts and talks to them.

 

[Trish67]

what kind of relationship?

 

[Vergilissexy]

You know, a girlfriend. He's too hot to have never had a girlfriend. Beauty like that shouldn't go to waste.

 

[satan]

trish: does my butt look big in this

 

[kgelaznik]

dante: hey man how do you feel about the new modern life is war record?
virgil: i'm not into the guitars man. they're too wussy, and there's no breakdowns.
lucia: *burps* ehhh yeah i'm not into the whole posthardcore thing. i mean seriously **** modern life is war and set your goals and all that ****. if you're gunna listen to hardcore listen to hardcore. *sniff* converge is where it's at.
virgil: i agree with her that **** is weak man
dante: you guys gotta broaden your horizons alittle.
lucia: *sips beer* what are you gay?
virgil: yeah dude that's kinda gay that you just said that.

 

[Demons Destiny]

LOL!!! thats well funny!!!! *walks away laughing head off*