Things DMC Charcters Would Never Say

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lady: *starts krumping* "KNUCK IF YOU BUCK RIIIGGGHHHT, KNUCK IF YOU BUCK!"
virgil:"shut up seriously that song is retarded."
dante: "lady seriously why are you even hear."
lady:"what come on you guys aren't into crime mob. KNUCK IF YOU BUCK!"*more krumping*
dante:*blankly stares at lady*
virgil:"i seriously can't stand you"
dante:"KNUCK IF YOU BUCK,RIIIGHT KNUCK IF YOU BUCK!"
virgil: "SHUT UP!"
dante: "it's catchy" *high fives lady*
 
Thats creepy!....

D: C'mon man! You attacking too much youre sick dude!
V: I know, now hand over the amulet!
D: Why should I?
V: Because you arent sick and the fight wouldnt be fair! I just had the flu yesterday and you dont want it getting worst! Otherwise Ill fight with my buggers!
 
kgelaznik;42557 said:
lady: *starts krumping* "KNUCK IF YOU BUCK RIIIGGGHHHT, KNUCK IF YOU BUCK!"
virgil:"shut up seriously that song is retarded."
dante: "lady seriously why are you even hear."
lady:"what come on you guys aren't into crime mob. KNUCK IF YOU BUCK!"*more krumping*
dante:*blankly stares at lady*
virgil:"i seriously can't stand you"
dante:"KNUCK IF YOU BUCK,RIIIGHT KNUCK IF YOU BUCK!"
virgil: "SHUT UP!"
dante: "it's catchy" *high fives lady*
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Lol! I hate that song.
 
Dante: No fair, I want that rocket launcher
Lady: (sticks tongue out) no way hosay!


Mundus: (drunk) See the little goblin, see his little feet, see his little nosey-wose, isn't the goblin sweet.


Vergil: Cool, man


Jester: I must not come across as an avaricious psychopath.


Nightmare: (anything at all)


Lady: I love devils
 
you could say that, i was sorta thinking the same thing

Lucia: You wanna fight, do ya do ya do ya???????
Dante: I cant be bothered today lucia give me a break i had a nose bleed earlier and ive got a headache
Lucia: You lazy git! *grabs a pint* Its about time we got serious
Dante:Wha.....?????
Lucia: Yeah you know what i'm saying....
Dante: *gets up* er....cya!!!! *runs away*
*vergil comes in*
Vergil: Hey Lucia!
Lucia: *gives vergil a sort of 'sexual' smile*
Vergil:............oh no.......
 
Vergil:Why is it my Father always make me kill the leftovers
Dante:I love you bro!
Lady:I want to hug and kiss my daddy...
 
DarkSlayer;43784 said:
Vergil:Why is it my Father always make me kill the leftovers
Dante:I love you bro!
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Ya never know. ^^

Arkham: Arkham's gonna spank ya butt spank ya on the buuuuuutttt.

Dante: Hey Vergil, anyone ever tell you, you sound jusst like that one power ranger? (Anybody get the joke?)
 
Vergilissexy;43785 said:
Ya never know. ^^

Arkham: Arkham's gonna spank ya butt spank ya on the buuuuuutttt.

Dante: Hey Vergil, anyone ever tell you, you sound jusst like that one power ranger? (Anybody get the joke?)
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:lol: yeah, quantum ranger was it?

Cerberus: It's getting hot in here.

Phantom: Hey, why am I the one who has a bloody harpoon sticking out of my ***?!
 
Trish: My names Trish I've come to collect your taxes

Dante DMC1: What's my next line?

Vergil: You sure you know where we are going?
Arkham: Yes, Yes don't worry. It's Just this waaaaaaaay.
(Arkham falls into a large pit)
Vergil: Glad that weren't me.
(Shakes head)
Arkham: I'm OK
 
D:WHAT THE HELL(walks in to see lady and vergil in the bed)
V:she said she had something stuck in her but and asked me to look and see what it was.
D:yeah right wait is that nero in ther to what the hell
N:vergil couldnt find it on his own so lady asked me to help.
L:ummmm dante i can explan.
D:shut up you wait how did u fit two of them in wait wait what the hell now am perverted ahhh whatever am gone(dante walks out and well nero and vergil and lady finish ther lil game.)
 
Dante: (In a strip club) God, there are wayyy too many women in here! Augh! Why don't they put on some clothes?!?! That's it. I'm going to go finish typing my life's story at Starbucks.

Vergil: Wait, my brother and dear friend! I shall come with as soon as I goodbye to my dear friend Shirley here. (to Shirley) I'll see you tomorrow, hun. (winks. puts on pimp glasses)
 
This is to funny let me try

Lucia : ...
Dante stand close : I have a question
Lucia: WHat is it?
Dante eyes narrow : Are you ruler of chickens
Lucia: ...What ?
Dante: well your devil form looks like a chickenn
Lucia: *eyes narrow* *snaps fingers and walks away*
Dante gets chased by 100s of chickens
Lucia: does that answer your question?

Vergilissexy;43785 said:
Ya never know. ^^

Arkham: Arkham's gonna spank ya butt spank ya on the buuuuuutttt.

Dante: Hey Vergil, anyone ever tell you, you sound jusst like that one power ranger? (Anybody get the joke?)
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Oh Yeha! I get it Vergil's voice actor played a power ranger! ^^
 
umm I forgot which season but her was quatum ( I think the sliver one) Ranger its not one of the old ones its a newer one
 
Dante: Maybe I'll give it all up and just stay home and be a house wife. Anyone for a biscuit?

(Vergil and Dante second fight)
Vergil: What did you say?
Dante: I said I'm DIM
Vergil: Dim quite true
Dante: No I'm Doing It Myself

Vergil: I thought that was you singing
Dante: That wasn't me singing. I was being waked on the head by a crazed jester.
 
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