Things DMC Charcters Would Never Say

[Arwen]

Dante: Hey dad Vergil's been mean to me
Vergil: Cry baby
Sparda: You two don't pack it in you'll be grounded in the demon world for a week. Now where did a but my sword.

Vergil casualy hiding Sparda's sword behind his back

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

d:im im im gay
l&v:whaaaaaaaaat
v:didnt see that comein

 

[Arwen]

Vergil: Hey did you guys see a Hell Guard?
Dante: No. I saw a big dude with a scyth though.
Lady: You sure that was a guy I thought it was something else
Dante: Oh definatly a guy. Remember he asked where the nearest strip bar was.
Vergil: You two have to be the stupidest people I know.

Vergil storms off

Dante: What's with him?
Lady: Who knows. Now I still say it wasn't a guy

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

V:lets go clib hoping
D:no i hate girls
Lh yea then why were you looking at that girl a min ago
D:that was a gay dude dressed in a skirt
l and v : O_O fooled us

 

[Leonhart]

Dante: Does my bum look big in this?

 

[neochaos]

Dante: Why all the girls I meet always leave ?
(He would naver admit it ,but it is the truth.)
Vergil: Because your clothes sucks !!!
Dante: Come on, bro. Gime a break. You see this Jacket
I washed it 3 years ago.
Vergil: You see what I mean ?
Dante: What !?

 

[Trish67]

hahahha

 

[neochaos]

Dante: Mama loved me more !!!
Vergil: That's not true. She... She...
Dante: She loved more !!! She loved more !!!
Vergil: NOOOOOOOOOOO !!! You'll pat for this.
Dante: Just kidding. Sorry Bro.

 

[Trish67]

heheheeh! yes Vergil is bitter about that.

 

[Leonhart]

Dante: Pizza? No thanks, I'm trying to loose weight.

 

[Devils_Reject]

Lady: Do you like my hair i use herbal essence
Dante: Doess my a*s look big in this cloak

 

[Tony_Redgrave]

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