UUUURRRMIIIIWOOOOORRRDDD.
I hate to say it. I HATE to say it.
But trying to get through the first page of the DMC fanfic fandom is like trying to dodge the brutal OC bullets and getting hit where it hurts most, in the friggin eye. I don't know why I bother.
I don't know why.
There are so many bloody OCxDante fics and none of them are good. Either the writing sucks, or they try too hard to not be Mary Sue (and turn out to be the epitome of Mary Sue) like ohmyword KILL ME already.
And I HATE to say it.
But in light of all this crap, my despised OC fic is actually f***n decent.
Can't they at least TRY to make it less predictable? Less Sweet Valley High and more DMC? Less smut and more action? Even if it's the hawt kinda sizzle like OMG just show me Dante kicking ass and I'll be a happy camper even if the rest of the chapter is all about how the OC is drooling and swooning over him.
PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE.
No, instead it's alll about how the OC is soooo unique and soooo ordinary and sooooo nothing special. It's on par with the OC's who are just natural bad-ass demon hunters. It's boring. It's been done to kingdom come. Gimme something new, not just another copy of a copy because the copy that was inspired by a copy inspired this copy to be created.
The DMC fanfic fandom has gone to
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I thought it was bad before.
I was
so wrong.
Now I remember why I like to stick to the writers I know on there.
Holy cow.