The ranting thinking thread

[Britt690]

Cartoons today are 'blah' at best. I don't know if people/producers are getting lazy or if there's no passion for it anymore. I mean Adventure Time, The Amazing World of Gumball, and some other third show are amazing, but it seems that the quality is lacking. Why can't they create new shows of Billy and Mandy, Ed, Edd & Eddy, Jimmy Neutron, Sailor Moon, Gargoyles, Animaniacs and the like...

Or are we just stuck with the some of the classics on Netflix instead of the ones people want to watch.:|

 

[aoshi]

Really??? Pizza for dinner????That's like feeding a carnivore vegetarian food.:/

 

[Chancey289]

My brother can be a total freaking idiot and a douchebag. I think I should stop trying to help him with stuff.

I was trying to get him a job and he had two days to send in a resume. I get told he doesn't show up for both days. So I message him on Steam saying he probably missed his chance.

He said he needed to get it printed out and mom left her laptop at work so he couldn't print anything. Well. you should have called me and I would have brought you to a library. He doesn't get back with me until the next day p!ssed off saying how I supposedly lied to him because they were giving him another shot. Saying I was trying to get them to not hire him. Because sh!ts and giggles or something.

You know what, f#ck you dude. I go out of my way to keep my eye open for work for you and you still treat me like sh!t. I'm gonna let mom b!tch you out for being a lazy bum then. You're obviously aren't interested in working or you would have done everything you could to be there on the two days they gave you. I'll be surprised if he even gets the job.

He doesn't want to work and I'm thinking next time he tries to ask for my help then I'll just tell him to f#ck off. Then again, I'll probably still help him because I don't want to see my brother going nowhere in life. Ugh. I don't know why I even bother sometimes though. Maybe I shouldn't.

 

[aoshi]

Nature is the most pathetic sceintific(random) phenomenon. It did not drop a single rain drop the whole day(nor were any signs of it and was so sunny i changed my clothing to not feel the heat), and i walk outside to reach home and skies jus **** on me. If i wanted to feel that way, i'd rather urinate in my pants and call it nature. **** you gods for a pathetic system that jus pours water on me if i am not under a shelter at any point in my life. Truly pathetic system.

 

[KRSkull]

TERMITES

 

[Angel]

See this is why we do not have, as you say, meaningful conversations. Because you are a fairweather conversationalist. You say lots of wordy and wise-sounding opinions, pause only to make sure people are nodding and then ignore anything and anyone who does not agree with your point of view. Or worse, you condescend to them.

Honey, we both had an exceptional level of education at the same school. You went into childcare and I went into child rearing. Funny thing: I'm smarter than you and you know it so you hate talking to me because I am not one of your usual drooling stay-at-home parents who is just grateful to be considered worthy enough to finally join in an adult conversation. Just because I ended my education at 18 does not mean my mind ceased to function. So yes, I disagree with your world-view from time to time because quite frankly you are just parrotting someone elses ideals and thoughts. You are a sponge, dearest. You soak up stuff without a problem but on your own you are pretty useless. I smile and nod when you talk because it is so overwhelmingly amusing to hear the rubbish you come out with.

And also because I am thinking about cake.

 

[aoshi]

Really???I am throwing a hissy fit?????

Is it so hard to believe that i wanted to spend time with my cousins(your sons)????You said all i do is watch tv. Yeah, when my cousins go out and play football, I ignore them completely and sit down and watch tv at the comfort of yours. You know that is not true. Now you are saying you didn't mean it. But sorry, I don't want to be in a place where i am not invited. Thats not hard to believe either.

Damn, Didn't realize not ensuring of keys to our house would have caused all this tantrum.I am freaking losing sleep with all this off-guard moments when all i wanted to was spend time with my cousins, is misunderstood as i am at someone's comfort.I feel ill.

 

[Winterfrost]

Had a conversation with my family discussing what they lost.
Mom: I lost my husband, dead (my real Dad)
Sister: I lost my children (not really lost)
Brother in law: I lost my Dad, Grandpa
Me: I lost my heart.
*Que huge ass fight about how losing someone's heart isn't that bad*
Motherfucker, I beg to differ, when you lose your heart you go insane, mad even. People destroy others' hearts, losing others' hearts, or forgetting about them.
To me, losing your own damn heart or someone's is just terrifying.
Side ****ing note: I hate ants, I'll make a rant about them later.

 

[Vergil'sBitch]

I post what I want to on DA, and if you're going to get p***y about it, I suggest you 'Un-watch' me.

 

[Demi-fiend]

Just because I ended my education at 18 does not mean my mind ceased to function.

College is a scam for the most part, anyway.

Me: I lost my heart.

Um... I've had my heart broken before (thus leading me to become the unfeeling monster that I am today) -- does that count?

You're obviously aren't interested in working

I don't think any of us are. I'd go on welfare if I could. :troll:

Chancey, pass me a sledgehammer so that I can break my legs.

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Oh and did you know, that you can actually make money hand over fist by begging if you "do it right"?

 

[Britt690]

I could give two ****s that you don't like what I like, but in no way does that give you the right to knock me down about why I'm wrong for doing so you piece of ****.

 

[Winterfrost]

Rant about Ants:

You see this motherfucker up there? This is a goddamn worker ant, these assholes will come into your home searching for ****ing food, the minute they find food you have all the damn armada of ants in your ****ing home, eating the delicious crumbs you left from that cracker.
Oh, and they are female, yeah nothing greater than female ants looking for revenge. One could of been ****ed off by their boyfriend, came into your home and started going through your clothes. They look after their damn queen, who guess what? Makes more ****ing babies of this monstrosity. Worst part? They can live up to 5 years, 5 damn years of nightmare fuel straight up your home's ass.

Guess what? You thought ants couldn't get any worse right?....right?! This is the ****ing Male Ant, it grew wings! Damn it's a badass, ain't it? This is the only ant I feel bad for, once they mate, they die. Poor guy. Nothing much to say about this dude.

THIS IS THE CAUSE OF THE MALE ANT'S DEATH. Meet the winged princess, but you got to give it to them for being one heck of a mama, they clip their damn wings for their children to eat!

This motherfucker? This is a Soldier Ant, these are the things I hate most. Oh and they are female as well, who knew? They use their arms and jaws to crack **** and lift ****, terrifying. They protect the colony from large predators, yes that means you and I, I got my ass bit up by this abomination outside when I was a kid.

This is why we can't have nice things, this is the queen ant. They lay MILLIONS of eggs, this **** ain't funny, yo. This is why workers exist, same for soldiers, and Queens live up to 30 years!

The most common ant though? Carpenter Ants, these guys are living hell for people with wood tilings (like me)
They eat through any ****ing wood they can find and build a nest there.
IN short: **** ANTS.

 

[Britt690]

Beyonce cut her f**king hair. Who gives a f**k. Some of ya'll idiots act like ya'll own her and controls what she does with her life.

 

[Vergil'sBitch]

Mum
Stop asking me if I'm okay... of course I'm not okay... my mood is in the fudging gutter... but I'll keep smiling (and keep up this facade ) if it pleases you and stops you asking me every 10 fudging seconds!
~VB~

 

[DanteStyle]

:| Mix, I need to go to bed.
But I'm not tired!:w00t:
No. No, no, no. Tomorrow is another day.
It's already tomorrow! We may as well carry on.:w00t:
Er...no. I'd rather sleep now.
But what about Cora and Vergil and the-:w00t:

I need sleeeeeeeep damn youuuuuuuu!

 

[aoshi]

Sometimes i really wish i knew what i would read in these boards.Even though a thread title suggests otherwise, It anyways ends in porn and sex.I f*cking hate this.

 

[DanteStyle]

Sometimes i really wish i knew what i would read in these boards.Even though a thread title suggests otherwise, It anyways ends in porn and sex.I f*cking hate this.

*perve face* Where, where, where? Why don't you report it when it gets out of hand? The mods can't be everywhere all the time even with their ninja ability activated.

CR: Wow Sony, you guys are an embarrassment to the music industry. I absolutely hate Jackie's music video, and I've been looking forward to it so much and I AM SO DISAPPOINTED! Here's a lightbulb for you: GO BIG OR GO HOME.
Stupid effin Sony.

 

[LeoXCV]

Beyonce cut her f**king hair. Who gives a f**k. Some of ya'll idiots act like ya'll own her and controls what she does with her life.

I'm so detached from celebrities and most things related that I can't even put the name Beyonce to a face (I know the name, just not the person)
Funny how in the eyes of some I would be considered 'sad' for such a thing, probably the same people getting in a hissy fit about her hair... How ironic.

Thinking: Apparently my sister has only just discovered Charlie the Unicorn and has been walking around the house going "Candy moun'in Charrrlieee". She was overjoyed when I told her there were more videos of it.

EDIT: Just noticed I put this in the ranting thread :/ Shadup I was sleepy ;_;

 

[DanteStyle]

FFS don't you love it when the TV blanks out for 30 seconds before blasting a pumped up ad at you? Reminds me of that time when I was watching TAPS alone in the dark. And the TV went blank. And I had this recurring terrifying idea of seeing hands coming out of the dark onto the screen (I dunno where or how I got that phobia, it freaks me the F out when the TV goes blank).
And then.
TWO effin hands appeared all spooky and **** on the TV in the dark. I think a little part of me died that night. It was some stupid advertisement for another ghost-show on sy-fy TV. I can't remember. I loathed that channel ever since.

 

[LeoXCV]

the TV went blank. And I had this recurring terrifying idea of seeing hands coming out of the dark onto the screen (I dunno where or how I got that phobia, it freaks me the F out when the TV goes blank).

That sounds like the fear I had when I was younger. I was scared of any blank TV screen because I thought there was something on the other side that could only reach out if the screen was blank. Though I can't remember a whole lot related to it since my childhood memory sucks :/