Devil May Cry Bloopers!
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Continuation stage 20: Vergil waterfall thing
Dir: Party?
L: Party?
V: Yeah, I heard Dante say something about pizza when he came in.
L: Doesnt he always say something about pizza?
V: ...... You have a poin there......
D: Blast off ha!
N: Get lost!
D: ha ha ha ha ha, break down!
N: Slam dunk!
V: Is that the party?
L: I dont get any of your sentences Vergil. You make them too confusing!
Dir: Well he was born intelligent and everything. Dante was born dull.
V: You lucky he didnt hear that...
L: Is there a party here?
V: hahahaha!!
Continuation stage 20: Vergil waterfall thing
Dir: Party?
L: Party?
V: Yeah, I heard Dante say something about pizza when he came in.
L: Doesnt he always say something about pizza?
V: ...... You have a poin there......
D: Blast off ha!
N: Get lost!
D: ha ha ha ha ha, break down!
N: Slam dunk!
V: Is that the party?
L: I dont get any of your sentences Vergil. You make them too confusing!
Dir: Well he was born intelligent and everything. Dante was born dull.
V: You lucky he didnt hear that...
L: Is there a party here?
V: hahahaha!!
This is not funny.
DMC for... (Not Capcom. All rights is not reserved)
Dark clouds on the sky... No more sun light... Dull demons crowds are walking through the grey dirty center of the town... Look around... So many corpses and signs of destruction... Broken cars... Burnt Temple of the Order...
It's the CURSE of the Fortune...
N: What happened?
K: The Man in Red coat was here...
N: So what?
K: He killed many demons, destroyed the Fortune and left...
N: Why??? Why did he kill them all?
K: I don't know... At first he was so cute....
N: Hmmm... Cute?
K: Yes. Then he said something like he's tired and he needs some pizza... and strawberry sundae...
N: What is it?
K: I asked him about it but... He looked at me... So strange... And said... No pizza??? No strawberry sundae???
.......
N: Hmm.
K: Yes. And after that he started to destroy...
N: I must find him!
K: Wait. He's too strong, too angry and too dangerous... You can't fight him.
N: Why?
K: Because... He's right. THERE IS NO PIZZA IN THIS DAMNED TOWN!
N: Ok. I'll just go to kill some demons....
Nero went out.
Filthy garbage on the streets... Hungry demons whispering "piiizzaaa...ppiiizzzaaa"... And Nero - sad and unhopeless...
DMC for... (Not Capcom. All rights is not reserved)
Dark clouds on the sky... No more sun light... Dull demons crowds are walking through the grey dirty center of the town... Look around... So many corpses and signs of destruction... Broken cars... Burnt Temple of the Order...
It's the CURSE of the Fortune...
N: What happened?
K: The Man in Red coat was here...
N: So what?
K: He killed many demons, destroyed the Fortune and left...
N: Why??? Why did he kill them all?
K: I don't know... At first he was so cute....
N: Hmmm... Cute?
K: Yes. Then he said something like he's tired and he needs some pizza... and strawberry sundae...
N: What is it?
K: I asked him about it but... He looked at me... So strange... And said... No pizza??? No strawberry sundae???
.......
N: Hmm.
K: Yes. And after that he started to destroy...
N: I must find him!
K: Wait. He's too strong, too angry and too dangerous... You can't fight him.
N: Why?
K: Because... He's right. THERE IS NO PIZZA IN THIS DAMNED TOWN!
N: Ok. I'll just go to kill some demons....
Nero went out.
Filthy garbage on the streets... Hungry demons whispering "piiizzaaa...ppiiizzzaaa"... And Nero - sad and unhopeless...
Hahahaha!!! That was awesomely funny!!!! 
Nice bloopers morrigan!!!!
Stage ....: Dantes Break-in
Dante holds Kyrie and takes her to his secret hideout or whatever.
K: Let me go!
N: Hey! Let her go now!
D: Why are you so jumpy? Its not like I am gonna let her go anyway! Why should I do that?
Dante turns around and looks at Nero and speaks.
N: Y... your hair??? It..
D: What? Ya never seen white hair before? Oh look! You have white hair too on your head!
N: Grrrrrr!! Yeah I...
D: Save it! I gotta take this chick to my hide out or whatever.
N: KYYYYRRRRIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!
Kyrie stares at Dante flattered and in deep love as he carries her away.
N: ....Kyrie?
Dir: Cut!! Cut, cut, cut, cut.... Dante, why are you so cocky today?
D: Because Fortuna doesnt have pizza and strawberry sundaes thats why!!
K: Oh, sir.... can I please have your autograph?
D: ....... sure.......
N: Leave her alone!!! (Takes out red queen and hits Dante)
D: Dude, I was just giving her my autograph! No need to be jumpy!! Again...
N: Oh, sorry.
K: (Stares Dante in the eyes)
D: You are one creepy lady...
Dir: Heres the pizza you ordered Dante.
D: Whatever. (Takes pizza and eats it)
Nice bloopers morrigan!!!!
Stage ....: Dantes Break-in
Dante holds Kyrie and takes her to his secret hideout or whatever.
K: Let me go!
N: Hey! Let her go now!
D: Why are you so jumpy? Its not like I am gonna let her go anyway! Why should I do that?
Dante turns around and looks at Nero and speaks.
N: Y... your hair??? It..
D: What? Ya never seen white hair before? Oh look! You have white hair too on your head!
N: Grrrrrr!! Yeah I...
D: Save it! I gotta take this chick to my hide out or whatever.
N: KYYYYRRRRIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!
Kyrie stares at Dante flattered and in deep love as he carries her away.
N: ....Kyrie?
Dir: Cut!! Cut, cut, cut, cut.... Dante, why are you so cocky today?
D: Because Fortuna doesnt have pizza and strawberry sundaes thats why!!
K: Oh, sir.... can I please have your autograph?
D: ....... sure.......
N: Leave her alone!!! (Takes out red queen and hits Dante)
D: Dude, I was just giving her my autograph! No need to be jumpy!! Again...
N: Oh, sorry.
K: (Stares Dante in the eyes)
D: You are one creepy lady...
Dir: Heres the pizza you ordered Dante.
D: Whatever. (Takes pizza and eats it)
Dante, Vergil, Lady and Nero are walking back to the set from a pizza shop
D: I'll tell ya, 30 bucks for a large pizza is ridiculous
V: And I was the one who had to pay for it. Tell me where does all your money go
D: (cough,cough) That's soemthing for me to know, and for you to not know.
L: C'mon just tell us!
N: Ya see, I told you guys we should of had McDonalds, then it would've been cheaper.
(D,V, and L stare at N)
D: Nero, how many times to I have to tell you, we're game stars we don't eat garbage like that.
V: And as if pizza isn't garbage.
D: And Vergil, how mnay times do I have to tell you, I like pizza a whole lot, and I'm the star, so if I like it, we eat it. And if you don't like it, get lost.
L: Hey look, there's the set!
(Everyone sees zombies)
N: Hey wait, this doesn't seem right, we don't have zombies in our game.
(V sees a sign)
V: The sign says Racoon City.
(L bumps into Leon S. Kennedy)
L: Oh Leon, hi, listen I know this is a bad time but I'll eventually return your calls.
Leon: Save it! We'll discuss this later.
(D bumps into Jill Valentine)
D: Oh hey!
Jill: Hi!
D: Want me to take you out for some pizza sometime, maybe a strawberry sundae too?
Jill: Yeah, I'm kinda buisy, there's this guy called Nemesis chasing after me.
D: Well allow me to help.
(Looks at Nemesis)
D: Hey, hey you!
Nemesis: Yes sir how can I help you?
(D impales rebellion into Nemesis)
Jill: Wow thanks, here's my number.
D: Sweet!
N: Uh guys, I think we have a bit of a situation here, this fella here keeps trying to bite me.
(D shoots zombie in the head)
D: C'mon let's get out of here to our own set.
V: Agreed, this place creeps me out anyways. Resident Evil, what a stupid game, hey ****, we're better than you haha!
RE Director: Your based off of us moron!
V: Sure, whatever you say.
(D grabs V)
D: C'mon let's go.
D: I'll tell ya, 30 bucks for a large pizza is ridiculous
V: And I was the one who had to pay for it. Tell me where does all your money go
D: (cough,cough) That's soemthing for me to know, and for you to not know.
L: C'mon just tell us!
N: Ya see, I told you guys we should of had McDonalds, then it would've been cheaper.
(D,V, and L stare at N)
D: Nero, how many times to I have to tell you, we're game stars we don't eat garbage like that.
V: And as if pizza isn't garbage.
D: And Vergil, how mnay times do I have to tell you, I like pizza a whole lot, and I'm the star, so if I like it, we eat it. And if you don't like it, get lost.
L: Hey look, there's the set!
(Everyone sees zombies)
N: Hey wait, this doesn't seem right, we don't have zombies in our game.
(V sees a sign)
V: The sign says Racoon City.
(L bumps into Leon S. Kennedy)
L: Oh Leon, hi, listen I know this is a bad time but I'll eventually return your calls.
Leon: Save it! We'll discuss this later.
(D bumps into Jill Valentine)
D: Oh hey!
Jill: Hi!
D: Want me to take you out for some pizza sometime, maybe a strawberry sundae too?
Jill: Yeah, I'm kinda buisy, there's this guy called Nemesis chasing after me.
D: Well allow me to help.
(Looks at Nemesis)
D: Hey, hey you!
Nemesis: Yes sir how can I help you?
(D impales rebellion into Nemesis)
Jill: Wow thanks, here's my number.
D: Sweet!
N: Uh guys, I think we have a bit of a situation here, this fella here keeps trying to bite me.
(D shoots zombie in the head)
D: C'mon let's get out of here to our own set.
V: Agreed, this place creeps me out anyways. Resident Evil, what a stupid game, hey ****, we're better than you haha!
RE Director: Your based off of us moron!
V: Sure, whatever you say.
(D grabs V)
D: C'mon let's go.
Hahahaha!! :lol:
That was funny too! It seems like Dante is in love with pizza!! .....Well so am I.....
Stage 17: Doppelganger
D: Hey! Check it out! I got my own live shadow dude!
Dop: Lets fight.
D: You want a piece of me, huh?
V: Cool, check it out. I got my own live shadow.
D: Hey, hes mine! (Bumps Vergil)
V: No, hes mine!
L: Hey guys! I bought some pizza!
Doppelganger changes from Vergil to Dante and so on.
D: Mine!
V: Mine!
Then Vergil bumps into lady and the pizza falls on Doppie.
D: PIZZA!!!
V: NO!!! Dont eat doppie!!!
In slow motion Dante runs to eat the pizza and Vergil runs to push the pizza away from Dante.
L: Its just pizza guys...
Lady picks up the pizza and stands with it while Dante and Vergil are on the floor racing for it. Doppie is unconscieous by the pizza hit....
Dir: We need to get a new doppie. Anyone available?
That was funny too! It seems like Dante is in love with pizza!! .....Well so am I.....
Stage 17: Doppelganger
D: Hey! Check it out! I got my own live shadow dude!
Dop: Lets fight.
D: You want a piece of me, huh?
V: Cool, check it out. I got my own live shadow.
D: Hey, hes mine! (Bumps Vergil)
V: No, hes mine!
L: Hey guys! I bought some pizza!
Doppelganger changes from Vergil to Dante and so on.
D: Mine!
V: Mine!
Then Vergil bumps into lady and the pizza falls on Doppie.
D: PIZZA!!!
V: NO!!! Dont eat doppie!!!
In slow motion Dante runs to eat the pizza and Vergil runs to push the pizza away from Dante.
L: Its just pizza guys...
Lady picks up the pizza and stands with it while Dante and Vergil are on the floor racing for it. Doppie is unconscieous by the pizza hit....
Dir: We need to get a new doppie. Anyone available?
Yep! Cool! The theme with Doppel never die. Ha-ha-ha!!! Vergiliss promised Part Two!!! 
Nero vs. Berial... or heroes never tan.
N: Let me guess; more demons?
Berial appears: The human world; it's been a while...
Nero takes the Red Queen and - "Pshhhhhhh..." No flame.
B: How curious...
N: Fire's bad for the complexion; I burn easily, never tan.
B: Ooh! Poor boy! No beach, no sun, no girl...
N: Yeah... *sigh* Ohh... I must hide from the light of the sun or flame.
B: Hmmm. It's a pity. Because I came here to invite some Devil Hunters to the Great Hell's Party. It's gonna be cool.
N: Oh! F***! I'm a loser...
B: But you have a tan. Oh! You're already RED!
N: What? (takes a sword and looks at his reflection in the blade). O, noooo! I'm red like a Dante's coat!
B: By the way, where is Dante? I have an invitation for him.
N: Somewhere around... ****. I'm burnt!
Dante and Vergil goes past.
D: Look! It's a Berial and the strange red guy! Ha-ha-ha!!
V: Riiiight! I think he's a demon... Weird Red demon. Hahaha!
N: Guys! It's me!
D: Hmmm. He's talking by Nero's voice. Is it you, Nero? What with your face??? Ha-ha-ha! Is it your new DT?
V: Yeah! Beware me!!! My face is RED!!!! Ha-ha-ha!
N: Stop laughing...
B: Devil Hunter and Dark Slayer... I have an honor to invite both of you to the Great Hell's Party!
D: Sounds hot...
V: And RED... Hahaha!
Trish, Lady and Kyrie...
T: I heard you're gonna to party?
K: AAAAAAaaaa! (hides behind Dante's back) Who is it?
N: (hopeless) It's me.
K: Nero???... Ha-ha-ha!!!!! (Lady and Trish giggle). Go home!
N: And you?
K: I'm gonna to fun!
Later in the Temple of the Order...
N: (red, lorn and lonely) Ohh... Heroes never tan...
Nero vs. Berial... or heroes never tan.
N: Let me guess; more demons?
Berial appears: The human world; it's been a while...
Nero takes the Red Queen and - "Pshhhhhhh..." No flame.
B: How curious...
N: Fire's bad for the complexion; I burn easily, never tan.
B: Ooh! Poor boy! No beach, no sun, no girl...
N: Yeah... *sigh* Ohh... I must hide from the light of the sun or flame.
B: Hmmm. It's a pity. Because I came here to invite some Devil Hunters to the Great Hell's Party. It's gonna be cool.
N: Oh! F***! I'm a loser...
B: But you have a tan. Oh! You're already RED!
N: What? (takes a sword and looks at his reflection in the blade). O, noooo! I'm red like a Dante's coat!
B: By the way, where is Dante? I have an invitation for him.
N: Somewhere around... ****. I'm burnt!
Dante and Vergil goes past.
D: Look! It's a Berial and the strange red guy! Ha-ha-ha!!
V: Riiiight! I think he's a demon... Weird Red demon. Hahaha!
N: Guys! It's me!
D: Hmmm. He's talking by Nero's voice. Is it you, Nero? What with your face??? Ha-ha-ha! Is it your new DT?
V: Yeah! Beware me!!! My face is RED!!!! Ha-ha-ha!
N: Stop laughing...
B: Devil Hunter and Dark Slayer... I have an honor to invite both of you to the Great Hell's Party!
D: Sounds hot...
V: And RED... Hahaha!
Trish, Lady and Kyrie...
T: I heard you're gonna to party?
K: AAAAAAaaaa! (hides behind Dante's back) Who is it?
N: (hopeless) It's me.
K: Nero???... Ha-ha-ha!!!!! (Lady and Trish giggle). Go home!
N: And you?
K: I'm gonna to fun!
Later in the Temple of the Order...
N: (red, lorn and lonely) Ohh... Heroes never tan...
Hahaha!! That was funny too!! Poor Nero!
Stage 17: Doppleganger
N: I could try out for some doppelganger!
Dir: Well, you do look like Dante and Vergil, hmmmmm, Nero your gonna be Doppie.
D: PIZZA!!
V: DOPPIE!!
D: Pizza!!
V: Doppie!!
D: PIZZA!!
V: DOPPIE YOU IDIOT!!
L: Could you guys pleassse shut up!?
N: (Dressed like doppie standing in the scene)
V: Doopie!! Its actually you!!
Vergil runs to Nero, which is now doppie and hugs him tightly.
D: Hehe, revenge is sweet...
Dante takes a pic of that and sends it to Sparda.
S: Another letter? Im tired of this stuff, but lets see who it is.
Sparda opens the letter and finds the pic of Vergil hugging Doppie, Nero. And Spardas mouth drops flat to the ground.
N: Grose dude! Get off of me!!
V: But doppie, I love you!!
D: I never knew my brother was so mushy, and cheesy.
Stage 17: Doppleganger
N: I could try out for some doppelganger!
Dir: Well, you do look like Dante and Vergil, hmmmmm, Nero your gonna be Doppie.
D: PIZZA!!
V: DOPPIE!!
D: Pizza!!
V: Doppie!!
D: PIZZA!!
V: DOPPIE YOU IDIOT!!
L: Could you guys pleassse shut up!?
N: (Dressed like doppie standing in the scene)
V: Doopie!! Its actually you!!
Vergil runs to Nero, which is now doppie and hugs him tightly.
D: Hehe, revenge is sweet...
Dante takes a pic of that and sends it to Sparda.
S: Another letter? Im tired of this stuff, but lets see who it is.
Sparda opens the letter and finds the pic of Vergil hugging Doppie, Nero. And Spardas mouth drops flat to the ground.
N: Grose dude! Get off of me!!
V: But doppie, I love you!!
D: I never knew my brother was so mushy, and cheesy.
I know! Too bad he ends up with all the bad behaved Sparda twin pictures! :lol:
Stage 17: Doppelganger
N: Yeah! You are cheesy for a Sparda twin!
D: Hehehehe, I wonder what dad must think.
V: I wonder what dad must think of you...
D: ME?!
N: Could someone pleaaasssee get him off of me!?
D: No way! He deserves to be embarresed!
V: Ha!
Vergil jumps on Dante and starts hugging him.
D: Get off of me!
V: No way!
D: Hey Nero, help me out here!!
Everyone stares at Nero, even the demons that are the enemies to them.
N: ........what? Its not like Im gonna take a pic of this or something...
L: Arent ya supposed to?
D: Get him off of me please!!!!!!
V: NEVER!! DOPPIE!!
Stage 17: Doppelganger
N: Yeah! You are cheesy for a Sparda twin!
D: Hehehehe, I wonder what dad must think.
V: I wonder what dad must think of you...
D: ME?!
N: Could someone pleaaasssee get him off of me!?
D: No way! He deserves to be embarresed!
V: Ha!
Vergil jumps on Dante and starts hugging him.
D: Get off of me!
V: No way!
D: Hey Nero, help me out here!!
Everyone stares at Nero, even the demons that are the enemies to them.
N: ........what? Its not like Im gonna take a pic of this or something...
L: Arent ya supposed to?
D: Get him off of me please!!!!!!
V: NEVER!! DOPPIE!!
Mission 17: Doppleganger
Dante finally defeats the shadow demon and begans to walk off untill he feels something hit his back. He turns to see an exact replica of him and a surprized look comes over his face.
Dante: Damn it Vergil, that better not be my coat you're wearing! And are those my shoes too?!
Vergil: Oh don't act like you never steal my clothes too!
Dante: Nah dude! Give me my clothes back!
Vergil: You're kidding me? You're gonna make me take off all this right here. Thats f**ked up!
Dante: I don't care, no body told you to go in my closet.
Yes, I know this topic is over a month old. But it's only a few days over a month, I can't let such a fun topic die.
Dante finally defeats the shadow demon and begans to walk off untill he feels something hit his back. He turns to see an exact replica of him and a surprized look comes over his face.
Dante: Damn it Vergil, that better not be my coat you're wearing! And are those my shoes too?!
Vergil: Oh don't act like you never steal my clothes too!
Dante: Nah dude! Give me my clothes back!
Vergil: You're kidding me? You're gonna make me take off all this right here. Thats f**ked up!
Dante: I don't care, no body told you to go in my closet.
Yes, I know this topic is over a month old. But it's only a few days over a month, I can't let such a fun topic die.
By all means, if the members want some topics to remain open even after a while, who am I to say no?
(I'm a member too
)
So keep this up if you like it^_^
(I'm a member too
)So keep this up if you like it^_^
Yip! Me too! I cant let this cool topic die!!
Mission 7: A chance meeting
Dante does the whole scene of killing the blood goyles and then gets eaten by Leviathen.
V: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arkham: ........Waht is so funny?........
V: Hahahaha!!!! Ouch, my, Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Vergil laughs so much he falls to the ground behind Arkham pointing at something.
Arkham: (Looks at Leviathen) Oh, that. Hehehe...
V: Hahahahaha!!! (Holds stomach and is still laughing like a maniac) Hahahaha!!! Your, your hahahaha!!! You have a hole in your butt!!!!!! (Points at Arlhams butt)
Arkham: (Puts hand there) Well, you dont give me money to buy new clothes you know!
V: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ouch my side!!! Hahahaha!!! (Is still on the floor holding his stomach and side as Arkham is embaressed)
Mission 7: A chance meeting
Dante does the whole scene of killing the blood goyles and then gets eaten by Leviathen.
V: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arkham: ........Waht is so funny?........
V: Hahahaha!!!! Ouch, my, Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Vergil laughs so much he falls to the ground behind Arkham pointing at something.
Arkham: (Looks at Leviathen) Oh, that. Hehehe...
V: Hahahahaha!!! (Holds stomach and is still laughing like a maniac) Hahahaha!!! Your, your hahahaha!!! You have a hole in your butt!!!!!! (Points at Arlhams butt)
Arkham: (Puts hand there) Well, you dont give me money to buy new clothes you know!
V: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ouch my side!!! Hahahaha!!! (Is still on the floor holding his stomach and side as Arkham is embaressed)
Mission 7: A chance meeting
D: How about a kiss from your little brother?
V: (Lifts right eye-brow)
Lady from behind the setup puts the video recorder on and it plays so loud that almost the city can hear.
DMC1: The tape
D: I was supposed to be the one to fill your dark soul with LLLIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTT!!!!!
Back to DMC3: A chance meeting
D: What the crap?
L: Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!! (Points at tv and starts laughing like an idiot)
V: Hahaha!!! I never knew my brother was so mushy!!!
L: Neither did I!!
D: Its not funny! Anyway, that was years ago, now Im not like that anymore.
V: Yeah, youre gone even stupider!!
L: Hahahaha!!! Wait, doesnt that run in the family?
V: Well, atleast I dont cry for others.
L: Hahahaha!!!!!!!!
Lady cries from laughing at Dante and Vergil as they stand sulking in the rain with their arms folded. She also played the tape over and over again. How embarressing.
D: How about a kiss from your little brother?
V: (Lifts right eye-brow)
Lady from behind the setup puts the video recorder on and it plays so loud that almost the city can hear.
DMC1: The tape
D: I was supposed to be the one to fill your dark soul with LLLIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTT!!!!!
Back to DMC3: A chance meeting
D: What the crap?
L: Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!! (Points at tv and starts laughing like an idiot)
V: Hahaha!!! I never knew my brother was so mushy!!!
L: Neither did I!!
D: Its not funny! Anyway, that was years ago, now Im not like that anymore.
V: Yeah, youre gone even stupider!!
L: Hahahaha!!! Wait, doesnt that run in the family?
V: Well, atleast I dont cry for others.
L: Hahahaha!!!!!!!!
Lady cries from laughing at Dante and Vergil as they stand sulking in the rain with their arms folded. She also played the tape over and over again. How embarressing.
It seems as if my imagination is running wild!
Stage 9: Black witch
D: (Jumps out of Leviathens eye) So, this is the next stage.
L: Wait!
D: Look, if your asking for a date forget it. Coz I make it a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the head!
L: Umm, well, I...
V: Hey Dante! She's hot! Why not take a try?
D: What the f***?!
L: Well, I wanted to ask you...
V: Hahahaha!!!!
N: Is Lady drunk or something today?
Kyrie: Noooo! He is mine!
D: Okay, I see now. Chic's are starting to dig me.
V: (Stands sulking)
N: Haha! Seems like you dont have a girl now!
K: He is mine!
L: No, mine!
Stage 9: Black witch
D: (Jumps out of Leviathens eye) So, this is the next stage.
L: Wait!
D: Look, if your asking for a date forget it. Coz I make it a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the head!
L: Umm, well, I...
V: Hey Dante! She's hot! Why not take a try?
D: What the f***?!
L: Well, I wanted to ask you...
V: Hahahaha!!!!
N: Is Lady drunk or something today?
Kyrie: Noooo! He is mine!
D: Okay, I see now. Chic's are starting to dig me.
V: (Stands sulking)
N: Haha! Seems like you dont have a girl now!
K: He is mine!
L: No, mine!
Stage...: Dante's break in
DMC4
As the order of the sword occasion was carrying on, Dante, well, intrudes through the glass from above. He then points his gun at the guy speaking.
N: Hey! Whaddaya think your... doing?
Dante turns around and stares at Nero.
D: Verg, is that you?
N: What the crap?
K: Verg? Who is this, Verg, you speak of?
D: It is you!
Dante flings the gun to the guys eye and runs to hug Nero, which he thinks is Vergil.
K: Nero? You... how could you?!
N: Aaaah! What the f*** is he doing on me!? Get him off!!
D: I missed you!! Why did you just throw yourself off the waterfall like that?
N: How could I what?
K: But, I loved him!
V: Hahahaha!!!!!! Dante, are you gay or soemthing!!??
Dante looks at Nero, then at Vergil, then at Nero, then back at Vergil.
D: Then... uhh, who is this guy? (Points at Nero)
V: Your boyfriend!! Hahahahaha!!!!!!
Dante quickly gets off Nero and stands embaressed.
N: Kyrie, its not what you think it is...
K: No! Stay away from me you traiter!
N: ...... Traiter.....?
L: Hey guys! Whats up?
N: Hey Lady! Sorry I couldnt visit you that day. I was going to, but something passed my mind and I completely forgot.
L: Thats alright Nero!
K: Her too!? What the hell is wrong with you!!??
V: Hahahahaha!!!!!!! This is funnier than the live sopies!!!!
DMC4
As the order of the sword occasion was carrying on, Dante, well, intrudes through the glass from above. He then points his gun at the guy speaking.
N: Hey! Whaddaya think your... doing?
Dante turns around and stares at Nero.
D: Verg, is that you?
N: What the crap?
K: Verg? Who is this, Verg, you speak of?
D: It is you!
Dante flings the gun to the guys eye and runs to hug Nero, which he thinks is Vergil.
K: Nero? You... how could you?!
N: Aaaah! What the f*** is he doing on me!? Get him off!!
D: I missed you!! Why did you just throw yourself off the waterfall like that?
N: How could I what?
K: But, I loved him!
V: Hahahaha!!!!!! Dante, are you gay or soemthing!!??
Dante looks at Nero, then at Vergil, then at Nero, then back at Vergil.
D: Then... uhh, who is this guy? (Points at Nero)
V: Your boyfriend!! Hahahahaha!!!!!!
Dante quickly gets off Nero and stands embaressed.
N: Kyrie, its not what you think it is...
K: No! Stay away from me you traiter!
N: ...... Traiter.....?
L: Hey guys! Whats up?
N: Hey Lady! Sorry I couldnt visit you that day. I was going to, but something passed my mind and I completely forgot.
L: Thats alright Nero!
K: Her too!? What the hell is wrong with you!!??
V: Hahahahaha!!!!!!! This is funnier than the live sopies!!!!
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