Vergilissexy
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A little humor wont hurt. This topic is for bloopers that may have happened in any of the dmc games. It will be fun to make our own. heres a couple of mines.
DMC3 Mission 13, scene: The Truth Within
Vergil and Dante are still fighting after Mary interferes...Jester comes in and knocks Mary to the floor.
Jester: Jester's gonna spank ya butt spank you on the butt.
Vergil: Insane baffoon! I don't know where you came from but you don't belong here, now leave!
Vergil charges towards Jester with his Yamato and slashes the middle of his face.
Jester: AAAAAHHHHHH WTF!!!
Vergil: WTF you were soppose to catch my sword in your hands!
Jester: You went too damn fast!
Vergil: Well if I did it slow it wouldn't look real now would it?!
Jester walks off the set holding his face.
Jester: Screw this, Vergil takes it too far.
Vergil: It's called good acting!
Dante and Mary: *sigh*
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DMC3 Mission 7 scene: Devil Trigger
The twins clash swords with one another. Vergil overpowers Dante and knocks his sword from his hands and stabs him with Yamato. After leaving Dante on the ground, Dante makes an attempt to recover but fails when Vergil uses Dante's own sword to stick him (Dante) into the ground.
Arkham: Do you finnaly have it?
Vergil: Yes. Now the spell Sparda cast will be broken...Ahem...ahem....AHEM!
Vergil awaits a response from Dante and doesn't get one. He walks over to Dante and gently kicks his lifeless body to check for any type of reaction.
Arkham: I think he's dead.
Vergil: :O But...he...I...****!!! *turns to the camera man* Does anyone have anymore gold or yellow orbs?
Directing crew in the backround: Vergil those things are expensive, we can't keep buying so many of those, you're really screwing up our budget.
Director: Vergil what did I tell you about over acting.
Vergil: Well excuse me for trying to make this a good cut scene. You know how whiny people are nowadays about good graphics.
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DMC3 Mission 11 scene: Bloody Words
A near dead Arkham tells Mary a lie about him being possesed.
Mary: You mean...you were possessed?
Arkham: Yes, I was manipulated, by a devil...named Vergil.
Mary: You were possessed by a virgin?
Arkham: What? No his name is Ver...well he might be a virgin, hell I don't know.
Director: Cut! Thats not in the script! Mary learn how to listen so other people wont go off script.
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DMC1 End of mission 20
An upset Dante kneels over Trish's dead body.
Dante: I should have been the one to feel you're dark soul with LIIIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!!
Dead Trish: *Begans to snicker then burts into laughter*
Director: Trish! You're soppose to be dead, dead people don't laugh!
Trish: Im sorry, *giggles* it's just SO cheesy! Does he really have to say that? Can't you make him say something less lame like NOOOOOOOOOOO or something like that? Or how bout we not make him scream at all because apparently he's not good at it.
Dante: Oh you go to hell.
Trish: We're in hell.
Dante: :dry: Whatever.
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Phew, well thats all I got for now. I hope you guys like the results of my pure boredom. I really hope some of you guys can come up with some bloopers too. ^^
DMC3 Mission 13, scene: The Truth Within
Vergil and Dante are still fighting after Mary interferes...Jester comes in and knocks Mary to the floor.
Jester: Jester's gonna spank ya butt spank you on the butt.
Vergil: Insane baffoon! I don't know where you came from but you don't belong here, now leave!
Vergil charges towards Jester with his Yamato and slashes the middle of his face.
Jester: AAAAAHHHHHH WTF!!!
Vergil: WTF you were soppose to catch my sword in your hands!
Jester: You went too damn fast!
Vergil: Well if I did it slow it wouldn't look real now would it?!
Jester walks off the set holding his face.
Jester: Screw this, Vergil takes it too far.
Vergil: It's called good acting!
Dante and Mary: *sigh*
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DMC3 Mission 7 scene: Devil Trigger
The twins clash swords with one another. Vergil overpowers Dante and knocks his sword from his hands and stabs him with Yamato. After leaving Dante on the ground, Dante makes an attempt to recover but fails when Vergil uses Dante's own sword to stick him (Dante) into the ground.
Arkham: Do you finnaly have it?
Vergil: Yes. Now the spell Sparda cast will be broken...Ahem...ahem....AHEM!
Vergil awaits a response from Dante and doesn't get one. He walks over to Dante and gently kicks his lifeless body to check for any type of reaction.
Arkham: I think he's dead.
Vergil: :O But...he...I...****!!! *turns to the camera man* Does anyone have anymore gold or yellow orbs?
Directing crew in the backround: Vergil those things are expensive, we can't keep buying so many of those, you're really screwing up our budget.
Director: Vergil what did I tell you about over acting.
Vergil: Well excuse me for trying to make this a good cut scene. You know how whiny people are nowadays about good graphics.
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DMC3 Mission 11 scene: Bloody Words
A near dead Arkham tells Mary a lie about him being possesed.
Mary: You mean...you were possessed?
Arkham: Yes, I was manipulated, by a devil...named Vergil.
Mary: You were possessed by a virgin?
Arkham: What? No his name is Ver...well he might be a virgin, hell I don't know.
Director: Cut! Thats not in the script! Mary learn how to listen so other people wont go off script.
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DMC1 End of mission 20
An upset Dante kneels over Trish's dead body.
Dante: I should have been the one to feel you're dark soul with LIIIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!!
Dead Trish: *Begans to snicker then burts into laughter*
Director: Trish! You're soppose to be dead, dead people don't laugh!
Trish: Im sorry, *giggles* it's just SO cheesy! Does he really have to say that? Can't you make him say something less lame like NOOOOOOOOOOO or something like that? Or how bout we not make him scream at all because apparently he's not good at it.
Dante: Oh you go to hell.
Trish: We're in hell.
Dante: :dry: Whatever.
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Phew, well thats all I got for now. I hope you guys like the results of my pure boredom. I really hope some of you guys can come up with some bloopers too. ^^
