Devil May Cry Bloopers!

[DemonSlayer6]

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That was funnny! Lady acting as Dante?!
Hehehehehe!
Continueing from stage....-Dantes Break-in

L: Oh, sorry to bardge in. Im lady, you?
N: Nero.... now can we do the scene??
Director: Yeah.... just.... a sec!
(Director is writing out new scripts)
The director hands the new scripts to Dante and Nero.
D: Give that to me...
N: No way! You gotta your own.
V: This is the waterfall scene before the fight!.... Dont you dare bring back that memory....
N: Besides, whatta you gonna do with all that power huh? Youll never be like Credo.
V and L: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
D: (Throws script on the floor) Now, why would I wanna be some crrrrrazzzzy old french guy huh????
N: I dont know.
Dante attacks Nero without warning.
N: Aaaaaaahhh!!!! My hand!!!!
D: Oooops..... oh no! Another flash-back! Nooooo!

Flashback stage 8- Leviathen

D: Finnaly outta that grose place!(Covered in blood as broke out of the leviathens eye)
D: So this is the next stage.
L: Wait.... Aaaaaahhhh!!!!
D: OMG!!!!!!!!!
Director: What have you done!!!???
D: She gave me a shock... what was I supposed to do huh? Be attacked by a woman?

Stage......-Dantes Break-in

D: Sorry lady....

 

[morrigan]

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This is a real hellish fun, don't you think? Hahaha!!! Goood! No... Perfect!

 

[Vergilissexy]

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^^ Im glad to see that so many people are enjoying this topic.

 

[Demons Destiny]

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Its well fun!!!!! ^_^

DMC3 - mission 1

D: This partys getting crazy, lets rock!!
Dante Clicks button and nothing comes on. Nero runs in scene.
N: You called?
D: WTF?!?!?!
N: You clicked the button, and I was summoned
Director: NERO!!! stop being stupid!!
N: You guys suck! Lady said shes having a party, Dante you coming?
D: Yeah, I could do with getting ****ed. I havent done it for ages!
Director: ARRRGGG!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!......trish, lady, practise some lines or something.
L: er.....*reads script* how about a kiss from your little brother?
T: *flicks through pages* Ah ha!....why not? after all we share the same blood....HOLY **** WHAT DID WE JUST SAY!!!!
L: SSSHHHIIITTT!!!
Director: You guys are freaks I'm outta here.......

 

[DemonSlayer6]

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Good one there!!!
Stage 13: Vergils second fight

V: Why isnt this working?! Is ther....
D: Ya seem to be in a bad mood.
V: Insane bafoon! I was supposed to complete my sentence!
Director: Do you white head people always fight and get angry often?
D: Well, it wasnt our fault our dad told us to be mean to guys that are mean to us.
V: True.
Writer: New scripts guys!
Hands Dante and Vergil their new scripts.
D: Sorry Vergil. But I have to stop you even if it means killing you.
V: The doo....
The platform with the blood in the stone rises and Dante and Vergil fall off.
V: You ****** ******!!! Why always cut MY parts out!
D: Okay, who put the platform on?
A: The power is mine! All mine!
L: Why dont ya fire him before he does something more crazy!
D: Like?
L: Become that stupid Jester thing?
D: Dude, dont ya have any hobbies?!
V: Yeah, dont spank peoples butts! Get another...

 

[morrigan]

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Good!!!

Mission 20 - Before Vergil Battle

V: Give that to me...
Trish behind the stage : Aaa!!! Take it!!!
D: Hmm... No way, you got your own...
Lady bts: Ha!!! it's mine!!! (sounds of fight)
V: Well... I want yours too...
T bts: You want??? Ha!... (sound of destroying furniture)
D: (turns to the door): Ohhh... What are you gonna do with all that power, huh?
L bts: Use your power, demon!!! It doesn't save you!!! (shooting)
D: (looks worried) No matter how hard... (lightnings from the door) you try... (explosion) you're never gonna be (lightnings) like father.
T bts: You're like your father... (sound of broken glass and shoots of guns)
V: What's the matter?
(bts: screams and sounds of destroying)
V: What are they doing there? Dante, check them.
D: No way. You go there!
L bts: A! You're scared!!! (shoots)
V: We can't fight! (explosion)
D: What? (explosion)
V: (louder) We can't fight! (lightning)
D: (louder) What? I don't hear you... (explosion)
V: (loud) WE CAN'T FIGHT!!! (shoots, lightnings and explosion)
D: f****
V: WHAT? (screams bts)
D: F****!
V: WHAT? (unexpected silence)
L bts: And where is Dante?
D: I must go! I have very important thing to do...
T bts: Daaanteee! Veeergiiil!!!
V: I'm too. Plans of power, you know...

BTS:

L: They left... Now we can go to the our favourite boutique.
T: At last!

 

[DemonSlayer6]

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Coooooool one!!! Real funny!!!
Mission 20: When Arkham falls and dies.

Arkham falls to the ground after being beaten by Dante and Vergil.
A: Aaaaaaahh!!!!
L: (Running up to the stage) Pa.... papa!!! Im coming!!!
A: Noooooo!! Daughter!!
L: Aaaaah! (Arkham lands on lady stomach first)
A: Shooo. That was a close one. Nice soft landing too.
Arkham looks under his butt to find he had landed on lady.
A: ****!!!!!!! Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
N: Are you done screaming?! Ya giving me a damn headache!
Director: Okay Nero. What are you doing here?
N: I came for my money!
Director: But were still going to shoot part 4!!
N: Yeah.... but I came for my early payment. Always do.
Dante and Vergil ontop in the gate portal thing are laughing like hell.
D: What the ****- did you do to her!?
V: Yeah? Fart and kill her?
Dante and Vergil start laughing like hell again.
Dante suddenly falls off to the bottom because Vergil pushed him off the portal.
V: Hahahahahahahaha!!
D: Ouch! Okay, now you wanna play dirty huh?!
Dante takes out E&I and shoots Vergil.
V: Ouch!!! That hurt! (He jumps on Dante and they then fight)
A: Mary!!!! Nooooooo!!!!
L: I said my mother could only say my name!!!!!
Mary shoots Arkham in the stomach and gets up.
Director: Im outta here for some pizza! Coming Nero?
N: So coming!
D: PIZZA!!!!

 

[The dark knight]

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Vergil,Dante,Lady and Lucia are in a bar.
lady: (is drunk)One day..me and Dante got a room and we did weird things.
Lucia:OH MY GOD!
Vergil: Dammit.
Dante:Ummmm....
Lady: Dont lie Dante...you know what we did.
Flashback.(It shows Dante and Lady in Dantes room)
Lady:Yay we are playing checkers with pepperoni!(drunk)
Dante:AND you get to eat the pieces you lose!
Lady:WOOOO!
Director:.....*bleep*PM me if you wanna hear what he said.This joke might suck.But eh I dont have a whole lot of ideas right now.

 

[morrigan]

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Mission 16: After Lady Battle (version 1)

Dante goes to Lady while she shoots him.
L: (suddenly) Oooopps...
Director: What's wrong?
L: It's not my fault...
Dante looks surprised... He turns pale and slowly falls down.
L: (scared) I killed him... It was an accident...
Director: What??? Emergency!!! Quickly!!!


Mission 16: After Lady Battle (version 2)

Dante goes to Lady while she shoots him. He puts his hand near her.
D: I'll take care of him... (and he kisses Lady)
Director: Stop! Lady! You must turn you head away!
L: I know. But he's so quick... (Dante smiles).
Director: Again! Light! Camera! Action!
D: I'll take care of him... (kisses Lady again).
Director: Wait! What are you doing? Dante!
D: It's my fault... Let's try again.
Director: Ok. But... Can you do it slowly?
D: I'll try... (turns to Lady) I'll take care of him... (kisses her slowly)
Director: Stop! I said - do it SLOWLY, Dante!
L: He did. (turns red)
Director: I see. Let's try again. Light! Camera! Action!
L: Wait...
D: Trust me. I'll make things right for you... That's what my soul is telling me to do... Now... I'll take care of him... (he takes guns and shoots Director).

And he kisses Lady.

 

[DemonSlayer6]

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Kissing Lady is grose! But that was funny!
Stage 19: Arkhams ugly form.

D: Its like stirring up into a backed up toilet!
L: Why dontya dunk your head in the toilet?
Director: Lady! I said go and dunk your head in the toilet!.....
L: You didnt tell me that!!
Director: I mean.... fetch my coffee....
A: I have all your fathers power!!
Vergil breaks in.
V: Not on my watch!
Nevan: Who called?
V: *sigh* I said watch Naven not Witch.
N: Back to the guitar.... *sigh*
D: Can I please kill him now!? Hes really getting roudy.
N: Who called?
Director: Lady? My coffee please!
V: $^&**@!
D: I said rough not Nero!
N: Im gonna go and practise some pt.4 moves at the back okay?
Nero runs off to the backstage where lady is preparing the coffee.
L: Aaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!
V: $#^^&****@@#!!!
D: Now what?! Lady got burned?!
Agni: Called?
V: @##$&**^!
D: Could you shut up Verg!!?? And I didnt call you Agni!
Director: Nero! Now what did ya do to lady!?
N: It was a mistake! (rubs head)
All the boxes are ontop of lady.

 

[morrigan]

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Cool! Ha-ha!!! Especially with it "who called?"

 

[DemonSlayer6]

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N: I need a new taunt. Everything is mostly slam dunk, get lost, and crack!
D: I know! All those taunts suck dude.
Write: Maybe I could write up some taunts for ya!
N: Thanks man.
L: Hey guys! Watzup?
D: Why doya always appear? Cant you get a hobby?
N: Sorry about the boxes lady. That slam dunk thing is too strong.
Director: Lady! Have you got my coffee!?
L: Crap.. gotta go guys!
The writer hands Nero his new taunts.
N: Blast off, cut off, break down, try this, shut up, die, scum, oops.....
D: What the ****!!!???
N: What crap is this?
L: I heard try this!
V: And I heard shut up!
D: And I heard blast off. Dude, where dya get all this old stuff from?
Writer: From the old scripts!
Director: Give them to me!.... these are still new, hmmmm.
Director hands the scripts to Nero and Dante and puts them in a cut-scene.
D: Ill take care of him dont worry.
N: Wait...
D: I.... grose dude!!!! Im not gonna kiss him!!!!
V: Sick man! That is really grose!
L: Ill do it!
N: Okay, now Im outta here!

 

[$JP]

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lol.....DMC4 hasn't even come out yet and I'm already sick of Nero's taunts

DMC3-Mission 16-Dante vs. Lady

(Dante and Lady are fighting)

D:Try this! (shoots E&I)
L:Owww ****! You shot me in the leg!
Director:Waydago Dante you just shot Lady!
D:Haha! That's for all the times you shot me *****!
L:Your a demon you can't even feel it!
Director:Someone call an ambulence now!
D:Aww c'mon Lady you can walk it off, besides, your supposed to be a tough lady anyway.
L:Shutup!
D:Like I haven't heard that a million times.

 

[Demons Destiny]

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ha ha, good one ^_^

DMC3-mission 19-Arkham vs Dante and Vergil

V: Well, you don't suppose he deserves to be the main event now do you?
D: Now that you mention it...you're right.
A: Guys you look dead scary!!
Director: Arkham! Stick to the script!!
A: I can't! I mean look at their faces! they look so scary!!
V: Well duh! We are half demon so we are meant to be scary!!!
A: Oh yeah!
Director: Now can we go back to where we left off?
A:.......damn I've forgot my lines......It doesn't help being this big and ugly :dry:
D, V and Director: ARKHAM!!! >_<

 

[Vergilissexy]

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Lol! That was funny, oh my theres so many bloopers to keep up with now.


DMC3 Mission 7 scene: Family Reuinion

Dante runs into Vergil on the top of Temen-ni-gru and begans to speak to him.

Dante: You sure know how to throw a party, no food, no drinks, and the only babe just left.

Vergil: My sincerest apology brother, I was so eager to see you, I couldn't concentrate on preperations for the bash.

Dante: Whatever, at any rate, it's been nearly a year since we last met. How bout a kiss from your little brother.

Dante runs over to Vergil and squeezes the life out of him while showering his cheek with brotherly kisses.

Vergil: Gah! Dante what are you doing?! Get off of me!

Director: Dante thats not in the script, you wern't really soppose to kiss him.

Dante: Screw you, I haven't seen my dear bro in almost a year. *kiss kiss kiss* This ******* doesn't even call me. *kiss kiss* I miss the hell out of him!

Vergil: I lost your number, now get off!


I couldn't help myself XD I was really hoping Dante did give him a brotherly kiss in that scene. How adorable would that have been.

 

[Demons Destiny]

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That would have been dead funny!!!! I'd be laughing like mad and then taking the mickey out of Dante saying how wussy he was!!! lol!! :lol:

DMC3 mission 10 meeting beowulf (i forgot the name and the mission number <_<)

B: I will annihilate every last blood relation of sparda!
D: What? I'm not letting you kill me! I don't even have life insurance :dry:
Director: DANTE! I've had enough of Arkham making a silly joke about his words!!!
D: FOR GODS SAKE!! I'm had enough of this i'm going home
Dante leaves
Director: ARE WE EVER GONNA FINISH THIS GAME ON TIME?!?!?!
V: Oh I will play Dante on this bit!! *runs in*
Director: Ok fine.
V: *Looks at Beowulf* So?
B: ehm......I will annihilate every last blood relation of Sparda!
V:.....GO TO HELL AS IF YOU ARE GONNA DEFEAT ME!!
Director: *slaps head*
Vergil and Beowulf start fighting

 

[DemonSlayer6]

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Stage 7: A chance meeting
D: Ya sure know how to throw a party huh? No food no drinks, and the only babe just left.
V: My sincerest aplogies brother. I was so eager to see you I couldnt concentrate on making an invitation for you to my birthday bash.
D: Were supposed to be twins! It was my birthday too ya know!!
V: Oh yeah... I forgot were related.
Dante jumps on Vergil and starts hitting him.
N: Whos party?
L: I think its Vergil's.... happy birthday Vergil!
N: Happy birthday too!
D: And me?!
L: Last night I turned into a demon! My dad, jester, bit me and I became a demon!
D: Atleast you'll find out if demons have feelings now!
Director: This game is going to be one real difficult thing. Im ordering some pizza.
D: PIZZA!!!!
N: Here we go again...

 

[Vergilissexy]

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DMC4 Trailor

Dante: Return it to me, and i'll let cha go.
Nero charges for Dante.
Nero: Try this!
Dante moves out of the way of Nero's kick and Nero falls on his side.
Nero: Ouch!
Director: Dante what are you doing? You wern't soppose to move!
Dante: Pfft! You think im gonna let this little twerp kick me in my face? Im Dante beyach! This is MY mathaf**kin game!*constantly Kicks and stomps on Nero while he's still on the floor* You'd better recognize!
Nero: Agh! Uncle!
Director: Dante get ahold of yourself, he's your nephew, cut him some slack.
Dante: You're right. *helps Nero up* Im sorry...I...I just don't wanna past the tooooorch!!! *Breaks down and hugs Nero* Im not even old damn it!
Nero: *sighs and rolls his eyes*

Yes I am aware that Dante and Nero are not related, but I made them related in this blooper for some reason. This one was so silly, another side effect of bordom. And now we all know why Nero's arm is patched up in some pics, Dante keeps wailin on him behind the scenes. XD

 

[DemonSlayer6]

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Stage 11: Beowulf retreats

Beowulf tries to punch Dante to the ground and Dante is about to throw rebellion at his eye.
D: Take that! (Throws rebellion to his eye)
B: Hahahahahahah!! (Rebellion misses)
D: Aaaah crap! Does this mean he can punch me to the ground again?!
B: Ooops, my mistake. I was supposed to punch you now!
Trish: Am I interrupting?
Director: Trish, why are you here? (Stares at Trish thinking"What the hell!?")
Beowulf also stares at Trish and punches Dante to the floor. Beouwulf then drules.
D: Sick dude!!! Not on the face!!!
Trish flicks hair and walks out of the studio.
Beowulf follows Trish outside druling.
D: What the ****!??!!
B: I didnt know he likes your mother...
Dante jumps on the director and hits him.

 

[morrigan]

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Ha-ha! That was very funny!

Mission 3 - Cerberus Battle.

C: Leave now, mortal! The likes of you are forbidden in this land! You who are powerless are not worthy to set foot here!
D: Wow! I've never seen a talking mutt before. You know in a dog show you'd definitely take the first place.
C: You, a mere human, make a mockery of me?!
L (behind the scene): Doggy? Come to me, boy!
D: What the hell...
C: Oh, no! Don't say to her that I can talk! (barking)(Dante looks shocked)
L: Are you here, boy? Ohhhh, Dante! Hi! What are you doing here? (Cerberus is barking and jumping around her)
D: Is it your dog, Lady?
L: Yeah... Easy, boy, easy! (laughing) What? Why are you looking so strange, Dante?...