here's a screencap of a youtube comment's section, taken from a video where a fairly popular youtube teenager talks about katanas being better than longswords and shows off his martial arts
http://i.imgur.com/tAfUDXG.jpg
This is an addon called herp derp. It's for chrome, and I refuse to ever uninstall it. I first downloaded it in a direct response to the first DmC trailers, after I spent literally weeks worth of time arguing with people in the comments sections. I spent a particularly huge amount of time arguing with alchemist, from these very forums (From what I hear, it led to him making a pretty awful post here and getting banned, but I haven't seen it personally)
Yet despite being immersed in all that insane, crazy fanboyism on both sides, I've never seen anyone who actually believed any of the things you just said they do. Plenty of people who believed they were "literally everywhere, just look around!" but nobody could ever point one out when asked to.