My Family. It's a British sitcom. Man, I forgot how hilarious it was.
So Susan (the mother) dislikes her ancient phone so her son Michael says why not just buy a new one, but Ben (the father) wouldn't be pleased.
Michael: "I can arrange for an 'accident' to take place..."
Susan: "I couldn't do that to your father."
Michael: "I meant the phone, if it's broken then you'll have to buy a new one."
Susan: "Ooh..." *picks up phone and throws it on the floor...phone is undamaged*
Susan: "Michael, you put sugar in my tea didn't you? I need to stir it." *Dunks phone into tea and uses it as a spoon to stir...phone still works*
Michael: "Wow. They don't make them like that anymore."
*Susan starts banging phone against table*
Susan: "Damnit, just die already you old piece of junk!"
*Susan realised that the banging has accidentally called someone*
Susan: "Hello? No mother, I wasn't talking to you...goodbye."