LOL! I was thinking something less extreme like binging or going outside where I know they won't follow me.
But burst eardrums could work if all else fails. =)
CT: while I was pregnant I missed the good times when I could eat and enjoy my food without the constant nausea.
Now that I've got my reward for 9 months of toilet-hugging, I miss the good old nights when sleep was mine with no strings attached.
Adam is right. Parenthood deprives you of one or the other luxury all the time.
I look forward to kicking my babies out of the nest one day.
It really doesn't matter what my mum says. I won't be sad the day they leave house.
I've raised them to be fully functional human beings that can think, act and care for themselves. Job as a mommy is DONE, and I can then become their friend rather than their boss. Why would I be sad for accomplishing my ultimate goal?
Plus, I'm a WRITER. I crave that solitude. My mum just doesn't get me.