Eh I don't know this BuzzFeed, but I betcha it's one of those sites full of stereotypes. Stumbled upon this video and it's so cringe worthy.
Lemme answer you.
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LOL? Lemme tell you a secret. Not everyone here is "hot". Just like in any country, there are hot people, and not so hot people, depending on your standards. And by the way, here in the south at least, people who eat a lot of pasta end up fat like anybody would. Shocking, I know.
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Well you know. The answer is in your question. If we eat pasta every day, that must mean we don't get sick of it. Easy.
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Get a job in show business and wave your ass in front of the cameras as much as you can.
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Uhhh... we don't? Tanned all year? LOL you should see me, lady.
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Probably the only semi-intelligent question in this video. Eh what can I say, it's embedded in our culture. How about focusing on the words instead of the gestures, btw.
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Hm. Why are English so posh? Why are Mexicans always ready to take any job? Why are Chinese so good at math? Why are Japanese so serious? Why are Arabs terrorists?
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Oh I was wrong, here's another kinda good question. You bring up a pretty serious issue now, indeed there's no road rules here, the Law of the Jungle is in charge.
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Another one? Don't make me change my mind now. Well that's because Italy was unified from a bunch of small kingdoms, each with their own little "modifications" to the Italian language. And since we're a young country, those modifications are still there.
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It just means "you're welcome", lady. It's not that hard.
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HAHAHAHAHA! Do you mean the same Mario Balotelli I know?
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*sighs deeply*
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I don't even know who you're talking about.
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Well what the **** is up with your video structure instead. First we're hot, sexy and tanned supermodels and now we're pigs who swallow insane amounts of food at dinner? Besides that's bull, we don't eat a crap ton of food at dinner. We eat a crap ton of food at lunch.
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Uhm... because it's good? Because we're a peninsula? Because food that comes from the sea has been cooked from the dawn of our time? Pick one.
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Not me, I suck at cooking.
There you go Americans, your questions answered! Now I can't wait to see what questions they have for other peoples, I'm so thrilled! #sarcasm