Don't drink alcohol then. Your liver will be grateful.
Psssh. My liver looks like camouflage, probably,
and I'm just fine!
I cough up chunks of meat and pee blood every once in a while, but I'm A-OK!
Or...that could be from my college years of recreational drug use. I remember this one time when I tried some very suspicious Molly....
You know lol, my druggy college years just reminded me of a funny story from back then.
It was during my sophomore year, and I just started taking advanced anatomy. Couple of my friends were also in that class which was pretty awesome, but so was this peculiar girl I'd met named Crystal. And there were three things notable about her:
- Her father was a cop who was rather infamous in the area, who'd been serving 20 years on serious corruption charges.
- She was extremely liberal with her drug use. Despite her name lol, she never used or condoned crystal. Her stuff was strictly psychedelic. And even then, she was extremely liberal in sharing, and when she WOULD sell it, she would be like "Oh, I'll take anything!" No joke lol. I bought a couple of acid gummy bears off her for $10. Needless to say, she was my best friend for a while!
- She never ever wore shoes. Ever. Or socks, or sandals. She referred to herself as a barefooter, which I didn't even know was a thing until I Googled it later.
Those second and third points became kind of funny one day when classes got cancelled due to a snowstorm that kind of popped up out of nowhere. Neither of us lived at the dorms and had our own apartments, so we skedaddled. When we reached the parking lot where our cars were, the snow was already about half a centimeter piled up - and she was as nonchalantly barefooted as ever. Her car however wouldn't start up, and I knew absolutely nothing about cars to help her out with.
She was actually ready to walk home in the snow like - or rather, walk to the bus station and hitch a ride, but there was no ****ing way I could let her walk like that so I insisted I give her a ride. By the time we arrived, the snow got bad enough for traffic to get stupid, so I decided to hang around her place for a while - at least until traffic and dumb drivers died down for a bit. I'd rather drive in inches of snow than that crap. Buuuut....I was young and idiotic, and so was she, so we both got hopped up on Molly.
Somewhere during that whole haze, my testosterone levels got shot up and I decided to walk around barefooted in the snow as well (when I first met her, I actually called her a badass for it). And predictably, I got frostbite on several toes. Pretty bad case, too, where she had to take my own car and drive me to the ER the next morning.
And you know what still gets me today lol? The fact that I got frostbite, and she was absolutely
fine. Well...there was also the fact she was a hundred times more interesting than my girlfriend at the time, but I was too much of a straight arrow to cheat. Aaaand...probably way too high. NOT cheating may have actually been one of my bigger mistakes....because I was rather miserable with my girl then. :<
So, lesson of the day kids?
- Don't do drugs unless supervised by responsible individuals!
- Well....just don't do drugs when it's snowing outside, period.
- Unless you are a certified hippie badass....don't walk around barefoot in the snow.
- Don't date boring girls, and stick with them....because you WILL meet someone more interesting and fun. And it will just tug at you.