Ok so newspapers clearly point out random bizzarre topics such as a 43 year old lady who is so allergic to water, that even her own tears could kill her. Here are my top tips.
1. Don't watch Bambi's mum getting shot.
2. Don't watch Simba's dad get trampled.
3. Don't watch Nemo go missing.
4. Avoid animated films in general.
5. Avoid the rain.
6. Avoid the heat. Your sweat could kill you.
7. Don't wash.
8. MY TOP TIP: DON'T DRINK WATER.
Damn, she must have a non existent water bill. How has she managed to stay alive for 43 years? Also I thought our bodies were greatly made up of water? She's basically the living dead. Water fight anyone?
1. Don't watch Bambi's mum getting shot.
2. Don't watch Simba's dad get trampled.
3. Don't watch Nemo go missing.
4. Avoid animated films in general.
5. Avoid the rain.
6. Avoid the heat. Your sweat could kill you.
7. Don't wash.
8. MY TOP TIP: DON'T DRINK WATER.
Damn, she must have a non existent water bill. How has she managed to stay alive for 43 years? Also I thought our bodies were greatly made up of water? She's basically the living dead. Water fight anyone?