Reuben Langdon , and I gulped down a breath of fresh air.
Whoa okay. Wtf were we doing then, auto text predictor? Tell me, oh great oracle of random words.
It was easy to get into the equation.
...don't riddle me this and that. Just tell me straight up. I can handle it.
The only thing that is the best way to get a chance to win the game.
Omg I think I like this oracle.
Wait.... talking to my tablet doesn't mean I'm doing something evil, does it?
Okay ummmm...how about.... will I meet Reuben irl sometime soon (preferably with him coming here:banghead: as I hate flying).?
If so , you will find out more about the new version of the New York City and the best way to get a chance to win the game is to be a good time for a while.
...but I'm married! D:
The other thing that you can get sparda out if you are not the intended recipient of this message...
OMG Vergil is that you hacking my tablet?!
I'm so sorry to bother you, but I read the book.
OMG WHAT BOOK?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?! Am I seriously talking to Vergil here?
If you are not the intended recipient of this message in error, please visit this site and I will be able to make sure that you are not an easy way to go to the bottom of the World.
Okay... this is kinda freaky but if you are Vergil, you suck, man.
He was taller than I'd thought, and at the end of the corridor.
Wait. What? Lol this is intesnsely amusing ( and probably not good for my psychosis)... I'm just gonna stop now before. ?.. hey wait, can I talk to Dante too?
Thanks.
Um.... hellooooo, Dante, you der?
I have a good idea to do it for you.
Wtf, okay, Bring eet...later, when I'm writing, I gotta fish out a turd from my tub now because mister let her rip.
Whoa okay. Wtf were we doing then, auto text predictor? Tell me, oh great oracle of random words.
It was easy to get into the equation.
...don't riddle me this and that. Just tell me straight up. I can handle it.
The only thing that is the best way to get a chance to win the game.
Omg I think I like this oracle.
Wait.... talking to my tablet doesn't mean I'm doing something evil, does it?
Okay ummmm...how about.... will I meet Reuben irl sometime soon (preferably with him coming here:banghead: as I hate flying).?
If so , you will find out more about the new version of the New York City and the best way to get a chance to win the game is to be a good time for a while.
...but I'm married! D:
The other thing that you can get sparda out if you are not the intended recipient of this message...

I'm so sorry to bother you, but I read the book.
OMG WHAT BOOK?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?! Am I seriously talking to Vergil here?
If you are not the intended recipient of this message in error, please visit this site and I will be able to make sure that you are not an easy way to go to the bottom of the World.
Okay... this is kinda freaky but if you are Vergil, you suck, man.
He was taller than I'd thought, and at the end of the corridor.
Wait. What? Lol this is intesnsely amusing ( and probably not good for my psychosis)... I'm just gonna stop now before. ?.. hey wait, can I talk to Dante too?
Thanks.
Um.... hellooooo, Dante, you der?
I have a good idea to do it for you.
Wtf, okay, Bring eet...later, when I'm writing, I gotta fish out a turd from my tub now because mister let her rip.