Reading "Master of the Universe" the Twilight fanfic-turned "50 Shades of Gray".
My god, if this weren't so unintentionally hilarious, I'd be sick to me stomach.
*Edward breaks into Bella's house and finds her crying*
Edward - "I can't tell what's wrong with you. Is it because I hit you?"
Me - "(Sarcasm) No mate, she just ran out of coffee...what the @#*& do you think!?"
My god, if this weren't so unintentionally hilarious, I'd be sick to me stomach.
*Edward breaks into Bella's house and finds her crying*
Edward - "I can't tell what's wrong with you. Is it because I hit you?"
Me - "(Sarcasm) No mate, she just ran out of coffee...what the @#*& do you think!?"