Things you shouldn't say to Dante....

[Trish67]

You're either out killing demons, or eating... When do you make time fo the sex man?

yeah man i'd like to know that too...

 

[LordOfDarkness]

^ Wouldn't we all :lol:

Girl: come on Dante, I'm ready...

Dante: Hang on babes, the pizza is here :lol:

Hey Dante, I saw you rob a bank last night... Only, you were wearing a blue trench coat... Something you're not telling us?

 

[Esura]

^ Wouldn't we all :lol:

Girl: come on Dante, I'm ready...

Dante: Hang on babes, the pizza is here :lol:

Hey Dante, I saw you rob a bank last night... Only, you wear wearing a blue trench coat... Something you're not telling us?

That was ****in' funny dude.
Hold on girl, the pizza is getting cold! ROFL!!

 

[Trish67]

To Trish: ok seriously honey where do you buy your underwear and fabulous corsets i have to know.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

That was ****in' funny dude.
Hold on girl, the pizza is getting cold! ROFL!!

LMAO, that's hilarious man +rep

I don't think you can make love to a pizza Dante...

@Jester: Bend over, coz this time I'm gonna spank yo butt

 

[Trish67]

To Lady: what's your beef with Dante, hon? I know he is a bit of a womanizer but hell he's a barrel of fun...

 

[LordOfDarkness]

The password to devil may cry is a swear word? I thought you were more mature Dante....

 

[Trish67]

to Jester: vergil was right, you are an insane buffoon and where the hell did you come from?

 

[Kite]

hahahaha u guys have a lot of funny ones seriously

 

[Esura]

LMAO, that's hilarious man +rep

I don't think you can make love to a pizza Dante...

@Jester: Bend over, coz this time I'm gonna spank yo butt

DUDE!!
FUNNY!!
*rep 2 u


Dante: Hey Trish! Wheres my jacket?
Trish: Ummmmm....
Dante: Trish.....wheres my jacket?
Trish: Dont get mad. It was.....
Dante: Where's my damn jacket!
Trish: *picks up jacket and shows Dante*
Dante: OMFG!! You shrunk my jacket!
Trish: I'm....
Dante: *starts crying* Why Trish.....sniff? I killed Mundus in this jacket....
Trish: Awwww.....there there *Dante put his head on her shoulder*
Dante: Sniff....sniff.
Trish: I'll buy you a new one okay hun?
Dante: Sniff....sniff....yes mommy....

 

[LordOfDarkness]

^ Thanks man... HILARIOUS +rep man, I can't stop laughing

Mundus, you need to stop being so mean to everyone... Look, I got you a cute little kitten

*Mundus blows up the kitten*

No Mundus, that's a bad Mundus!!!

 

[Esura]

^ Thanks man... HILARIOUS +rep man, I can't stop laughing

Mundus, you need to stop being so mean to everyone... Look, I got you a cute little kitten

*Mundus blows up the kitten*

No Mundus, that's a bad Mundus!!!

Lol.
Bad Mundus......lol.
*rep 2 u

 

[Trish67]

ROFLMAO

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Lol.
Bad Mundus......lol.
*rep 2 u

Haha, thanks man +rep

@Trish: I don't think you look exactly like Eva... She looked wayyyyy hotter than you...

 

[Trish67]

To Vergil: Dude are you a soccipaith?

 

[Esura]

Haha, thanks man +rep

@Trish: I don't think you look exactly like Eva... She looked wayyyyy hotter than you...

I wanna stop with the rep givin but I cant. *rep 2 u

I know Trish prolly slapped Dante, lol.

Well, I'm done. I'm drawing a blank.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

^^ :lol:

^ Thanks man, u rock big time

@Dante: You're bro is an ass, but at least he's not as fat as you.

 

[Evil Nero]

Well thats nice, Ryan!

your a charmer!

*Knock Knock*

Dante opens door.

Pizza guy "10.00 please"

Dante "Is there anchovies?"

Pizza Guy "... no .."

Dante DT's and the world is never the same ..

 

[LordOfDarkness]

^ What u saying about me?

:lol:

Vergil, I asked for a hug, not a death squeeze.

 

[Trish67]

To Arkham: Dude what happened to your face?