WTF, Shadow, I recommend you fire this person.
CR:
It's not a pamper session for me, it's a necessity. Ever had your feet tingle and no matter what you do, it won't stop? There's a name for it, can't remember what. It happens when I get tired, and then, GUESS WHAT? I can't fall asleep because my feet are keeping me up! It's absolutely fudging maddening! Restless leg syndrome? Think that might be it. I had it really bad in pregnancy, but it's never gone away. NEVERRR.
I also had knots in my back that took the masseur more than the prescribed 30 minutes to work out of my back. I was tender for three days after. You tell me it's pampering, I'll puncha.
I'm seriously considering doing just that. >_<
I'm sorry about your feet. =( And your back. >_<