Goldsickle
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PROFESSOR X: "Welcome to the school for the gifted. How may I help you?"
ME: "I need help controlling my powers."
PROFESSOR X: "I see. May I know what your powers are?"
ME: "My powers are to remember every cringy things I did or happened to me even after 20 years, in vivid detail, as though they happened a few minutes ago."
PROFESSOR X: "... I'm afraid that is beyond my abilities... I would say that you're pretty screwed."
ME: "FU**!"
ME: "I need help controlling my powers."
PROFESSOR X: "I see. May I know what your powers are?"
ME: "My powers are to remember every cringy things I did or happened to me even after 20 years, in vivid detail, as though they happened a few minutes ago."
PROFESSOR X: "... I'm afraid that is beyond my abilities... I would say that you're pretty screwed."
ME: "FU**!"