Wow, I don't think I can get my heart up to this speed even when I work out hard.
The stupid things I do sometimes!
Maybe I should go through police academy and become an officer after all? Since I'm cut out for it and all.....I'm just kidding, it's too much work and I don't like loud noises (or authority)
I like using my skillz for my own means. Like finding people who won't give me their stupid address. FFS, it's not like I can jump a plane and pitch up on your front porch, ya dork! Never mind. I've got his number now. He's got mine, too, if he's got caller ID. He'll probably be wondering wtf is that funny number, may or may not try to google it or skype it in his contacts, figure out it's from my country where he's never been and probably has no contacts, so he will have no choice but to call me back.
I'm kidding. He's obviously too busy.
But now I've got his number I can at least track down his address.
Seriously, who needs to abuse substances when you can get high on natural endorphins and adrenaline? I mean, really!
Well. Okay, I think I may be hyperventilating a little LOL