DMC.org's Sexual Orientation Thread
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DreadnoughtDT
God of Hyperdeath
Heterosexual. You couldn't catch me DEAD being with a gay guy. Not to say I don't have friends who aren't gay though. I have a couple.
Devil Bane
God Slaying Blades
[I'm male.]I shall answer with a joke to show you my sexual orientation :
A country bumkin from the Greek countryside decides to become a monk.So he does and goes to a monastery in the mountains of Thessallonica near a village.After his morning prayers and wishings he goes to the cafe of the village to sit and relax by watching the view.There a young woman sees him and starts questioning herself :
"Is a he monk?Is he real?"
Impatient as she is,she goes to his table and asks :
"Excuses me,are you a real monk?"
The monk nswers :
"I believe so my child.I do jobs at the monastery,i have my spiritual father,i don't eat meat,i wish,pray and cross myself when the time demands it and during the church hours.So...yeah.I say i'm a real monk."
[Woman] :
"Oh,Ok."
The monk decides to ask her then :
"Well,then.What are young lady?"
[W] :
"A lesbian."
[M] :
"Are you a real lesbian?"
[W] :
"Well...from the time i wake up all i think about is women,how i'll make love with women,which women i shall date,every hour of the day is about the women i love.So...yeah.I'm a real lesbian."
The then start talking about several things until the young woman leaves.The monk then sits and thinks.At that time a young couple enters and they are startled to see the monk.They are very troubled about him,so the young man goes over and asks the monk :
"Scuse me,my friend,but my girl and I were wondering what you are."
The monk clamly replies :
"What can I say my son?Until this morning i thought i was a monk.In the end it seems that i'm a lesbian."
So...yeah,it's proven that i too,since i have the same thoughts as the monk and the woman,am a lesbian.[For those who didn't get the joke,Heterosexual.]
A country bumkin from the Greek countryside decides to become a monk.So he does and goes to a monastery in the mountains of Thessallonica near a village.After his morning prayers and wishings he goes to the cafe of the village to sit and relax by watching the view.There a young woman sees him and starts questioning herself :
"Is a he monk?Is he real?"
Impatient as she is,she goes to his table and asks :
"Excuses me,are you a real monk?"
The monk nswers :
"I believe so my child.I do jobs at the monastery,i have my spiritual father,i don't eat meat,i wish,pray and cross myself when the time demands it and during the church hours.So...yeah.I say i'm a real monk."
[Woman] :
"Oh,Ok."
The monk decides to ask her then :
"Well,then.What are young lady?"
[W] :
"A lesbian."
[M] :
"Are you a real lesbian?"
[W] :
"Well...from the time i wake up all i think about is women,how i'll make love with women,which women i shall date,every hour of the day is about the women i love.So...yeah.I'm a real lesbian."
The then start talking about several things until the young woman leaves.The monk then sits and thinks.At that time a young couple enters and they are startled to see the monk.They are very troubled about him,so the young man goes over and asks the monk :
"Scuse me,my friend,but my girl and I were wondering what you are."
The monk clamly replies :
"What can I say my son?Until this morning i thought i was a monk.In the end it seems that i'm a lesbian."
So...yeah,it's proven that i too,since i have the same thoughts as the monk and the woman,am a lesbian.[For those who didn't get the joke,Heterosexual.]
Dante's Stalker
"Outrun this!"
DreadnoughtDT;198300 said:
Ditto for me.
I got a few gay friends too. And, as I've mentioned before in another thread, my best friend, whom I used to share EVERYTHING with, has gone lesbian. Thank the heavens she's a 18 hour flight away from me. I don't think I'll ever be able to look her in the eye again. I'm so embarrassed on so many levels, I want to erase my memory. But anyway.
I'm definitely guy-crazy...
MasterOfEvil
Yes, I attack inanimate objects
I'm bisexual But currently have a gf
But currently have a gf 
Angelo Credo
Kept you waiting, huh?
Poll added, I think I've covered most of the grounds, my apologies if I've missed anything.
Myself? I'm asexual, in other words, I don't have the desire to engage in sexual activity, nor do I feel any distinct sexual attraction towards anybody, not sure why really, since my last partner I've felt no desire towards anybody.
I will have you know however that it's different from celibacy, some asexuals do have sex, we just lack the common desire to actively pursue and engage in it with anyone. :lol:
Myself? I'm asexual, in other words, I don't have the desire to engage in sexual activity, nor do I feel any distinct sexual attraction towards anybody, not sure why really, since my last partner I've felt no desire towards anybody.
I will have you know however that it's different from celibacy, some asexuals do have sex, we just lack the common desire to actively pursue and engage in it with anyone. :lol:
Vauxchen
The devoted
Straight I guess... I get kinda annoyed at people that are bisexual, as I've had a bad experience with going out with bisexual people, but I don't mind them as people, most of my friends are either gay, bisexual or bicurious.
And BTW, it's spelt Hetrosexual, not Heterosexual XD
And BTW, it's spelt Hetrosexual, not Heterosexual XD
Sparda™
New Member
Vauxchen-kun;198350 said:
Joking, right?
Heterosexual is the right spelling.
Pronunciation: \ˌhe-tə-rō-ˈsek-sh(ə-)wəl, -ˈsek-shəl\
Function: adjective
Etymology: International Scientific Vocabulary
Date: 1892
1 a : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward the opposite sex b : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between individuals of opposite sex.
Angelo Credo
Kept you waiting, huh?
DeviRyuuD;198352 said:
That was me who added the poll with the option "Other", and by that, I mean anything that doesn't fall into the primary three categories of Hetero, Bi or Homosexual, ie: Me, being Asexual.
Nothing sinister behind it. :lol: