Okay, let's be realistic here. If the movie is really being directed by a bunch of lunatics who only had past experience in directing Pepsi commercials, then you know Jen Lawrence isn't going to be in it. Yeah, I know..this is a dream cast thread, but still let's be down to the ground for one minute or so.
Dante/Vergil - Chad Michael Collins.
You (don't) know him from: Sniper Reloaded.
Reason: Two reasons - first one is:
Second one is; he is a second-hand actor, exactly what these muckworms look for nowadays.
Mundus: Michael Ironside
You (don't) know him from: Scanners, Total Recall, Extreme Prejudice, Starship Troopers, Splinter Cell franchise.
Reason: Although Ironside has been in several well-received movies, he has descended very low over time, and I am talking 'from punching Schwarzenegger to the face and cracking a cheesy line to sitting in a booth and cracking more cheesy lines' low. He is pefect.
Kat: Daveigh Chase.
You (don't) know her from: The Ring, Donnie Darko.
Reason: Yes, she's done some fantastic movies, but she has failed to gain acclaim for some reason.