Sparda- This is some nice tea Eva.
Eva-... Yeah.
Sparda-...
Eva- I have to go talk to Vergil.
Sparda-...ok.
*Complete silence for an hour*
Sparda- What the hell is she doing?
*Sparda climbs the stairs*
Eva exits Vergils room wiping her mouth.
Sparda- What're you doing?
Eva-(suprised) Nothing...
Sparda opens the door. Walks in and steps on somthing in the darkness.
He flicks on the light.
It's bed sheet, but when he lifts his boot it is covered in all to familer substance.
*vergil walks from the shadows rose in mouth*
Sparda- *looks at Eva*
Eva- You can't satisfy me the way Vergil does!
Sparda- *Stutters*
DANTE COMES UP THE STAIRS!
Dante- Hey, what did I miss gu... VERGIL YOU BASTARD!
Vergil- First come first serve, and mom took a bite outta my crime.
Dante&Sparda- *Stutters!*
Eva walks back into the room with Vergil.
THE END.
Some still say that Sparda resides in that house pondering why he didn't perform well enough.
But one thing is certain, to this Dante still doesn't like Vergil and he STILL has a crush on his mom because all she let his do was stick in the tip.