"What is that? Love?"

[Innsmouth]

Never understood Dante about women. Come on, you have 2 amazingly gorgeous chicks like Trish and Lady and you don't even try to... do something with them?! THAT is foolishness, Vergil was right!
Or maybe he tried, but they friendzoned him, who knows.

Well I never tried to hold a candle to him :/....but hey....would feel strange if i woke up with girl who has my mother's face, huh.

 

[Foxtrot94]

Well I never tried to hold a candle to him :/....but hey....would feel strange if i woke up with girl who has my mother's face, huh.

You're right there. What a waste of a perfect body though! Now I understand why Mundus is the ruler of Hell: god-like powers? Pffff, he can craft gorgeous women, that's all it is needed!
Anyway, what about Lady? Ok yeah, she friendzoned you some time ago, but hey, you're closer now! Pull the trigger, Dante! Pull the trigger!

Oh damn, let's stay on topic now...LOL

 

[Innsmouth]

You're right there. What a waste of a perfect body though! Now I understand why Mundus is the ruler of Hell: god-like powers? Pffff, he can craft gorgeous women, that's all it is needed!
Anyway, what about Lady? Ok yeah, she friendzoned you some time ago, but hey, you're closer now! Pull the trigger, Dante! Pull the trigger!

Oh damn, let's stay on topic now...LOL

LAdy ... umm will you go in bed with gurl who casually shots you in the head? I mean if I was Dante I was scared sh*tless about more important parts :I (wait can he regen THAT? )

 

[Foxtrot94]

LAdy ... umm will you go in bed with gurl who casually shots you in the head? I mean if I was Dante I was scared sh*tless about more important parts :I (wait can he regen THAT? )

Yeah he surely can. Besides, yeah she shot him, but it was long time ago, at the beginning of their relationship... let's forget the past xD

 

[Dante's Stalker]

Damn, and he let you capture him?

Hahahahahahaha... I don't think he let it happen. But Veebee can be very persuasive I'm sure xD

Also I can't say what I'd do if I was a dude because dudes are*have* nuts and that seems to play a massive influence on how they think/act BUT I'm a chic and I dig the way old Dante swooned the fangirls. Stylish. I lyk eet.

Ps. Should we pg this thread?lololol

 

[Vergillicious]

What is love?! Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more..
Sorry had to put that

 

[LordOfDarkness]

What is love?! Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more..
Sorry had to put that

Please don't resurrect old threads just to add nothing of real importance.