"What is that? Love?"

[Foxtrot94]

I'm in the mood of silly threads right now, so here's one.
Imagine there's a girl who wants to be your girlfriend. What would you do? Vote!
http://devilmaycry.org/threads/leave-me-i-wont-tell-you-a-third-time.19378/ I'll follow this thread model, since you seemed to like it

 

[Rebel Dynasty]

Lol! I'm caught between the mushy Nero way, and the Dante "heart statue" tango way. Well, you know...if I were a guy...

Then again, the new Dante way has merit....:laugh:

 

[DoomSlayer87_Sss]

I would go with both nero and classic dante , being engaged myself i am protective of my woman amyway. I would do jail time for any person that hurt her or my daughter.

 

[Vergil's Waifu]

I'm stuck between New Vergil and Old Vergil.

I don't need anyone. Yet, I have Vergil tied up in my room as we speak (who I am using as a servant).

 

[Foxtrot94]

I'm stuck between New Vergil and Old Vergil.

I don't need anyone. Yet, I have Vergil tied up in my room as we speak (who I am using as a servant).

Then you should go for new Vergil. Old Vergil choice implies that you don't even need a servant xD

 

[Vergil's Waifu]

Then you should go for new Vergil. Old Vergil choice implies that you don't even need a servant xD

Well, I've opted for it, but away from Vergil, I don't need anyone.

 

[Pale Rider]

Old Vergil's Way: Don't need anyone, foolish girl. Then go on to carve her heart out,
sh!t on it, and shove it up in the Mundus arse.

Then go on and rule hell. Like a boss.
xD

 

[Foxtrot94]

Well, I've opted for it, but away from Vergil, I don't need anyone.

I see, LOL
Oh, just satisfy my curiosity: which Vergil do you have tied up in your room? Old one or new one?

 

[Vergil's Waifu]

I see, LOL
Oh, just satisfy my curiosity: which Vergil do you have tied up in your room? Old one or new one?

The old one. I've tried liking the new one, but I still prefer the old version.

 

[Foxtrot94]

The old one. I've tried liking the new one, but I still prefer the old version.

Damn, and he let you capture him? XD well, I hope you're havin... coff coff... fun with him.

P.S: if you don't like new Vergil, why you have him in your profile picture?

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Nero.

I'm a big ol' softy...

..And you heard nothing :ninja:

 

[Innsmouth]

Ol'Dante sounds about right. When I read vergils I can't help but to think about Forever Alone Meme

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Dante's only ever loved one woman though. And that was Eva.

Mommy's boy xD

 

[Pale Rider]

. When I read vergils I can't help but to think about Forever Alone Meme

In Old Vergil's voice: Foolishness, Innsmouth. Foolishness.

In new Vergil's voice: But I have a bigger d!ck.

 

[Innsmouth]

Dante's only ever loved one woman though. And that was Eva.

Mommy's boy xD

But he wanted to fill Trish's soul with LIIIIGHT....bad joke intended, are you sure it was only her soul?

 

[Foxtrot94]

In new Vergil's voice: But I have a bigger d!ck.

That line... the sadness in my soul.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Geryon had the bigger D. Because he's hung like a horse.

 

[Foxtrot94]

But he wanted to fill Trish's soul with LIIIIGHT....bad joke intended, are you sure it was only her soul?

Never understood Dante about women. Come on, you have 2 amazingly gorgeous chicks like Trish and Lady and you don't even try to... do something with them?! THAT is foolishness, Vergil was right!
Or maybe he tried, but they friendzoned him, who knows.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Dante's cocky attitude probably makes him think he doesn't have to try to.

 

[Vergil's Waifu]

Damn, and he let you capture him? XD well, I hope you're havin... coff coff... fun with him.

P.S: if you don't like new Vergil, why you have him in your profile picture?

I don't totally dislike New Vergil, but I really prefer old Vergil (also, I didn't have the Vergil model that I use now when I created that avatar/profile picture).