A rerun of ice road truckers
Saw this video a while ago. I thought it was fascinating. I like the genre and the opening of this game is one of the best horror cinematics I've seen in ages.Man, why did I miss out on so much good survival horror back in the day?
Wait, how did he measure that? Did he snap one child's neck, time it, and then multiply that to get a rate per second? Did he actually snap five kids' necks in a second? Is he snapping adults necks then scaling back per size?Good lord, Meyer went and actually published Midnight Sun? I remember reading the leaks back in high school, gosh I feel old.
Edward boasting that he can snap five children's necks per second will never not be hilarious to me.
He didn't. So like, he goes into murder mode upon sniffing Bella for the first time and has to hold himself back because if he drinks her there'll be witnesses. So he spends the rest of the class fantasising the best way to kill the rest of his classmates so he can enjoy drinking Bella in peace. He even plots it out, reckoning that if he started from the back he could take out half of the class before the other half noticed anything was wrong since he thinks he can snap five necks per second.Wait, how did he measure that? Did he snap one child's neck, time it, and then multiply that to get a rate per second? Did he actually snap five kids' necks in a second? Is he snapping adults necks then scaling back per size?
Well, yeah, I'm aware that Stephenie Meyer has no self-awareness of what she writes and that she missed her calling as a horror author, and that this book is a hilarious doubling down on everything people criticized the original Twilight for by making Edward an even worse person than what Meyer thought she was portraying. (It's the Dawn of the Future of vampire romances, in short.)He didn't. So like, he goes into murder mode upon sniffing Bella for the first time and has to hold himself back because if he drinks her there'll be witnesses. So he spends the rest of the class fantasizing the best way to kill the rest of his classmates so he can enjoy drinking Bella in peace. He even plots it out, reckoning that if he started from the back he could take out half of the class before the other half noticed anything was wrong since he thinks he can snap five necks per second.
...It reads disturbingly like a school shooter. Sadly that is the most entertaining scene in the entire book.
Oh okay. Well he has killed people in the past before becoming a member of the Cullen family, during his vigilante days so I imagine he probably has snapped some necks in his old age.I was just wondering how he thinks he can snap five necks a second, implying he must have snapped a non-zero amount of necks in the past.
I know that, but him being that precise about the amount of necks and the time sounds like internet tough guy "trained in gorilla warfare" tryhard copypasta type of thing. Which after giving it some thought, is entirely on brand for Meyer, because she's a hack who thinks Brazil has a West Coast and also that Jasper can willingly fight in the Confederate Army and no one will raise an eyebrow at that.Oh okay. Well he has killed people in the past before becoming a member of the Cullen family, during his vigilante days so I imagine he probably has snapped some necks in his old age.