Marcus: Your name's 'Root Beer Boob' now.
Me: Why?
Kat: Isn't it obvious, Dani?
Me: ... Uh...no?
Miguel: Because you spilled root beer on your shirt. Duh.
Me: Oh, I see.
Marcus: Can I lick it off your boob?
Me: Uh...sure, I guess.
Marcus: *pretends to do so*
Miguel: Of course you'd want him to look your tit, Dani.
Me: Shut the **** up, faggot.
Miguel: No you, dyke.
Me: Touche, Miguel... touche.
Kat & Marcus: *still pretending to lick my boob*