If ever you need cheering up, just remember that the other day that a cyclist was fined 200 Euros the other day in Ireland for pedaling completely drunk at night. This isn't the first time he's been arrested either as just eight months ago the cyclist was apprehended after he drunkenly crashed into a passing motorist...the reason he couldn't see the other driver was not because he was drunk - but because
he is blind.
There's a joke somewhere in there about being blind drunk...but I just don't see it.